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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
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Everyone should wash their turkeys with the sprayer on full blast and then deep fry them in the living room next to the curtains. Make sure to use a Colman stove and a standard sizes pot filled to the brim with the oil heated to 400 degrees.
Don't worry your animals and children can play near it... Let your dog hump the pot for extra flavor.
Quoting: SagoP I plan on blasting my turkey with the hose in the back yard, followed by a few dips in the hot tub. That should clean it well enough.
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