This is insane! What did they do? Douse the turkeys inside and out with the digestible form of the VAX? I'm scrubbing that bird to within an inch of it's life now!

Are they saying we are too stupid to clean and sanitize our own prep surfaces at home?! YES! They are! DUDE! Proper clean-up used to be taught in high school home economics class, AND in any food prep job.

Tired of this damn nanny-state..