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Logan Five
User ID: 78794272 Germany 11/25/2021 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | COVID-19 in Turkey Quoting: REINSBLUT [link to wwwnc.cdc.gov (secure)] Turkey Coronavirus(COVID-19) [link to covid19.who.int (secure)] Turkey causes COVID. That's what kills the turkeys. COVID. Deep Sleep Sandman. "Build Back Better" is a lie! There is no "renewal"! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80812462 United States 11/25/2021 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can't get sick from handling raw meat. I fucking eat raw beef and raw liver all the time. They serve raw chicken sashimi in Japan at restaurants. Too many morons running wild, even in this forum. Brainwashed by the FDA. Retards. |
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Starburn
User ID: 81144756 South Africa 11/25/2021 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take it with a pinch of salt. The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated. What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking? Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins "I have no special talent, I am only passionately curious." -Albert Einstein |
Grove Street (revived)
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78041208 11/25/2021 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take it with a pinch of salt. Quoting: Starburn The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated. What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking? Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins GODAMMIT FUCK IT IM THROWIN IT OUT THANKS PAL |
SkyTiger
User ID: 80987023 United States 11/25/2021 04:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy. Quoting: SmoothSailing Absolutely ! I have noticed lately they've been pushing this don't wash your poultry before you cook it crap. That tells me they must have put something onto the meat that they want to make sure you consume and rinsing/washing beforehand would defeat their purpose ! Why not just recommend bleaching/cleaning kitchen work area if germs are a concern...? Very suspect. Definitely ignore. . It's never too late to be who you are. |
Mama'sNightmare
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78041208 11/25/2021 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take it with a pinch of salt. Quoting: Starburn The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated. What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking? Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins GODAMMIT FUCK IT IM THROWIN IT OUT THANKS PAL Just jokin im cooking that fucker and eating it regardless |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55519532 United Kingdom 11/25/2021 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. Reading this with your bender profile pic was so funny haha spot on |
TOTAL1TY
User ID: 80379140 United States 11/25/2021 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. Agree! Rinse your bird if you want, then clean your sink, which everyone would do anyway. We are doing a brine this year. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55519532 United Kingdom 11/25/2021 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 while that might go on. the spitting the peeing etc. are WHITE PEOPLE people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products? Fixed. We aint animals asshole |
SmoothSailing
User ID: 35509688 United States 11/25/2021 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy. Quoting: SmoothSailing You typed exactly what went through my mind! LOL I'm rinsing my freaking turkey "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear." Marcus Tullius Cicero |
Chinaman
User ID: 79738541 United States 11/25/2021 04:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087 Ahhh Fuck - thats ghay on so many levels - including making a chicken ghay. Poor chicken doesn't have a choice. Owners happy but, is the chicken? Inquisitive minds want to know. . How can you even cook it after you just gave it a bath? Chinaman |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73813172 United States 11/25/2021 04:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take it with a pinch of salt. Quoting: Starburn The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated. What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking? Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins GODAMMIT FUCK IT IM THROWIN IT OUT THANKS PAL Just jokin im cooking that fucker and eating it regardless Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing. |
Grove Street (revived)
User ID: 80882194 United States 11/25/2021 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "dont you wash me baby! dont you wash me whoah! dont you wash me baby.. don't you wash me whoah! so i was working part time at a slaughterhouse when i first saw you. now its five minutes later and you've got chicken feet I still love you.. dont you wash me baby ! ooooh dont you wash me now |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78041208 11/25/2021 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take it with a pinch of salt. Quoting: Starburn The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated. What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking? Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins GODAMMIT FUCK IT IM THROWIN IT OUT THANKS PAL Just jokin im cooking that fucker and eating it regardless Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing. how about i just use my uv light on it now raw? take it out of the fridge and unwrap my fresh butterball and report back the results? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78041208 11/25/2021 05:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing. how about i just use my uv light on it now raw? take it out of the fridge and unwrap my fresh butterball and report back the results? Even better I can give you the sku tag and place it was bought and time and date and reciept But that sounds like a field report And im not in any field Im going to sleep Had enough of here haha Goodnight |
Sigma Doka
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Justme C'est Moi
User ID: 80193276 United States 11/25/2021 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Could always just do a turnkey ceviche style. :) I always would laugh when someone would tell me that putting lime juice on fish "cooked it". Last Edited by JustmeTX on 11/25/2021 05:29 AM Justme |
Sigma Doka
User ID: 80988622 United Kingdom 11/25/2021 05:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought washing a Turkey ( with this advice ) were more for introducing water bourne bacteria and not contaminating surfaces but although Iv not much Turkey experience. Maybe you could wash with bottled water. Then transfer to a clean towel. Then refridgerate unwrapped ( with salt rub ) |
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Sigma Doka
User ID: 80988622 United Kingdom 11/25/2021 05:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just rinse it in the river Ganges. No turkey for me. Think if I make xmas food for my bro ( who expects xmas food ) but I also expect him to pay for xmas food at a resturant. Either way. It will maybe be. A prawn cocktail. Chicken, bacon and ho madde stuffing sandwiches and a desert. |