Oh dude. I was in between carpentry jobs, bouncing at a club and delivering pizzas. Trust me, stay-at-home mommies are looking to hit every second of the day.

I had actual regulars. Gals that as soon as I saw the address, I knew what they wanted. I could have gave a shit about that throwaway job so I just do my thing. I didn't care. Not like delivering pizzas is a job with an extensive resume and rigorous interview process.

If you think she's Pollyanna Purebread because she stays at home, shit, you're a fool.