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Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?

 
Grove Street (revived)

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11/25/2021 03:56 AM
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Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
it might have been a good idea

make sure you swab its "Snood" tested by PCR with a long Q-tip

i recommend 40 cycles /count..

if he test postive..

you quarantine for 14 days and use him for Christmas

if Negative..proceed forward

but make sure only people with turkey vax passports are allowed to eat in the same room
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:03 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
shit..

my stuffing has tubercolosis

and my pumpkin pie has the shingles

it's a pandemic
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11/25/2021 04:05 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
That is the most retarded shit I have ever heard!
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:06 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
That is the most retarded shit I have ever heard!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81245387


you mock now

but im stil waiting on the results from the mashed potatoes

it's not a laughing matter
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11/25/2021 04:11 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
That is the most retarded shit I have ever heard!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81245387


you mock now

but im stil waiting on the results from the mashed potatoes

it's not a laughing matter
 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


You are a fucking retard!
rere23
Arlie27

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11/25/2021 04:12 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
My salt brine will kill any germs.
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:14 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Good news everybody

the cranberry sauce came out Covid negative.

it doesn't need to be quarantined for 14 days!

truestory

im really happy that we aren't having a pandemic of the unvaccinated cranberry sauce
this rocks
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:22 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
lab results are back from the mashed potatoes


they tested negative for the COVID 19

but there is some long term damage to the skin, so they will probably having to get some potato skin grafts and stay away from fast food places for at least 3 months

that was a close call
pish
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11/25/2021 04:23 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Luckily I cook my turkey, so it should kill all the viruses. If your into raw...best of luck to you.
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
pish
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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11/25/2021 04:24 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Be careful Grove..I heard the cranberry sauce is deadly this year.
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
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11/25/2021 04:25 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Mine flapped and crapped all over the dr's office.
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11/25/2021 04:25 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
probably really doing it
Karlgel

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11/25/2021 04:25 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
I vaxxed my cooked ham with saline. Am I know covid-positive?
EVERYTHING the MSM tells you IS A LIE, with a specific PURPOSE.

WE WILL RE-TAKE OUR FREEDOM!

Jesus Christ is my personal friend and hero.
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:27 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Be careful Grove..I heard the cranberry sauce is deadly this year.
 Quoting: pish


all the cans of cranberry sauce that won't comply will be sent to australia to be put into 'safe' camps.

we will make sure everyone is safe

i'm working with australian health authorities.

no one is going to ever get a cold or flu or chest cold again!

especially those cans of cranberry sauce
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 04:29 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
I vaxxed my cooked ham with saline. Am I know covid-positive?
 Quoting: Karlgel


not sure...

tricky question

if you are middle eastern or of those religions...can you vaccinate a pig?

and then eat it.

we are in complicated unchartered territories now.

people of the faith weigh in please?

yikes
pish
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11/25/2021 04:34 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Be careful Grove..I heard the cranberry sauce is deadly this year.
 Quoting: pish


all the cans of cranberry sauce that won't comply will be sent to australia to be put into 'safe' camps.

we will make sure everyone is safe

i'm working with australian health authorities.

no one is going to ever get a cold or flu or chest cold again!

especially those cans of cranberry sauce
 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


I had my cranberry injected into papaya..so it might have skewed the results, but I made sure to swish the swab around in a kangaroos nose just to be sure for Aussie specifications.
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 05:08 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
just remember everbody

it's a pandemic of the covid turkey..
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 05:10 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
if we can get 70% of the turkeys to comply..

you get to have your freedoms back!

you can go to stores, make gobble noises and eat scratch on the floor again!

two weeks to flatten the waddle!

turkey
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11/25/2021 05:10 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
That is the most retarded shit I have ever heard!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81245387


I thought the Papaya idea was genius. And we lost that leader.
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11/25/2021 05:16 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
That is the most retarded shit I have ever heard!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81245387


you mock now

but im stil waiting on the results from the mashed potatoes

it's not a laughing matter
 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


You are a fucking retard!
rere23
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81245387


yea but he is a funny retard
pish
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11/25/2021 05:19 AM

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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
if we can get 70% of the turkeys to comply..

you get to have your freedoms back!

you can go to stores, make gobble noises and eat scratch on the floor again!

two weeks to flatten the waddle!

turkey
 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


Fuck You! Im buying a can of Spam!

Turkeys are fake news!
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
Aves (birds) are not susceptible to the virus.
It's weird.
Grove Street (revived)  (OP)

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11/25/2021 06:33 AM
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Re: Who here had their turkey tested for Covid before cooking it?
it will all be fine once you comply to the NWO

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