Anonymous Coward User ID: 81132561 United States 11/25/2021 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Totally makes sense |
notsofastmr
User ID: 70598507 United Kingdom 11/25/2021 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking that's AFTER rubbing it in hand sanitizer, moran! notsofastmr |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 81132561 United States 11/25/2021 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Actually they recommend a bleach marinate |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80431705 United States 11/25/2021 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking They will have Suggest to PISS on your turkey and Peoples will Do IT ..! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78017698 11/25/2021 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking AUTOCLAVE! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80710591 United States 11/25/2021 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Only if it had a COVID vaccination first, of course. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80320766 United States 11/25/2021 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking They should be encased in clay before placing them in the fire to cook . |
Gyro Geargoose
User ID: 80785303 United States 11/25/2021 02:08 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Sure, just cook it in the dishwasher. You can also poach trout in the dishwasher, but use top rack only. I Am Not Ashamed of The Gospel of The Lord Jesus Christ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61761870 United States 11/25/2021 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Throwing it in the dryer before roasting makes it more tender. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 81132561 United States 11/25/2021 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking I'm letting mine dry out on the clothes line next to the trash barrel fire. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15053411 United States 11/25/2021 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Thank you! Very funny ! I did not wash mine but the little plastic bag with other giblets melted all over the inside and now The meat tastes bad , we and the whole house smells like burnt plastic. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78765181 United States 11/25/2021 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CDC now recommends running your turkey through the dishwasher before cooking Instead of using our turkey injector for butter sauce, we loaded it up with the latest booster vaccines and will eat a fully vaxxed turkey this year!
Thanks CDC!
You guys are the greatest!
Let's go CDC! |