CDC Sends Happy Thanksgiving Wishes and Reminds you to Stay at Home during this Festive season

And remember that trukey scraps attract homeless people so dont leave turkey scraps in the garbage. Recycle the turkey waste in your compost.

This is a message fron CDeeC

Happy Thanks giving to all...

Except those that are not compliant with Part 5 Section b of the Turkey compliance code.

CDC would like to remind you Chrismas is cancelled.

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We recommend you do NOT wash your turkeys this year because we sprayed them with a special mixture of PEG and lipid nanoparticles which will help protect you from harm.

Thanks again compliant slaves.

Your compliance in this matter is strongly advised

Happy T G

And for Heaven's sake - don't dare kiss anyone maskless!

And sexual relations are highly discouraged..

Happy Holidays from your dictators....er....friends at the Centers for Disease continuance & Proliferation.

CDC and WHO could disappear from the world, and the world would experience an increase of quality of life.