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The craziest thing ever just happened.
I'm going to make it short. A couple of years ago a post was put up about the benefits of coconut oil. Well, I and my gal bought a jar of it. I forgot about the stuff and never opened it. I can't remember why but we wanted to try it for something quite a while later. We looked for it and could not find it. We looked in the bathroom, all the kitchen cupboards, etc. We couldn't find it and got pretty frustrated knowing we had it.

I about hit the floor when I went out to make a pot of coffee just a few minutes ago and when I pull out the can of coffee I see a jar right behind it. I was like no fucking way! Yes, it was the jar of coconut oil we bought a couple of years ago! I went and told my gal and we just stared at each other in utter disbelief.

This cupboard has been cleaned out since it was missing and I pull the can of coffee out multiple times a day. There is no explanation. Maybe we really are in some kind of highly advanced simulation or something. It's absolutely mind-boggling. And to add it has just been us here, no company or anything today.
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She's messing with your head.
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She's messing with your head.
 Quoting: MaxHeadroomIntrusion


Well she says she didn't but that is the only logical explination for sure.
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OP she replaced it.

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That was pretty cool. I got the 16 passes and saw the gorilla but didn't notice the other stuff lol.
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 Quoting: TheRealRebel


lmao
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Happens to us all the time with random objects. My mom came to visit and lost her library book. We turned the house upside down looking for it, even looking under cushions, behind furniture, literally everywhere. We went out to eat and came home to see her book on the floor propped open right-side-up, right in front of the recliner. Just sittin there like "Hey, lookin for me?!?"

This is a regular occurrence around here. I call it the misplacer ghost. Silly, I know, but I think there is a ghost just cackling at us in the ether.
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Sounds Paranormal..

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 Quoting: TheRealRebel


lmao
 Quoting: GlinForTheWin


gas lightning ya hehe
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the only plausible scenario i see is that your gal knows more than she is letting on.
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I know the feeling one morning at work I went to go make myself coffee and as I’m walking down the hall to the coffee break room I noticed my coffee cup felt a little heavy and it was full of fresh hot coffee
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the only plausible scenario i see is that your gal knows more than she is letting on.
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Yes, I agree. It would be the first joke like that played on me in 18 years of being with her, and if it was it worked like a charm lol.
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Re: The craziest thing ever just happened.
I'm going to make it short. A couple of years ago a post was put up about the benefits of coconut oil. Well, I and my gal bought a jar of it. I forgot about the stuff and never opened it. I can't remember why but we wanted to try it for something quite a while later. We looked for it and could not find it. We looked in the bathroom, all the kitchen cupboards, etc. We couldn't find it and got pretty frustrated knowing we had it.

I about hit the floor when I went out to make a pot of coffee just a few minutes ago and when I pull out the can of coffee I see a jar right behind it. I was like no fucking way! Yes, it was the jar of coconut oil we bought a couple of years ago! I went and told my gal and we just stared at each other in utter disbelief.

This cupboard has been cleaned out since it was missing and I pull the can of coffee out multiple times a day. There is no explanation. Maybe we really are in some kind of highly advanced simulation or something. It's absolutely mind-boggling. And to add it has just been us here, no company or anything today.
 Quoting: GlinForTheWin










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Marijuana will do that.
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She's messing with your head.
 Quoting: MaxHeadroomIntrusion


Get her!!!!!5a
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Wait until you see a whole restaurant that had never been there before suddenly appear one day....damned
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She’s probably using it to lube up her secret sex toys. She ran to get it from her hiding space and put it back in the cupboard.
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What does simulation theory have to do with it? That's a pretty giant, irrational, and terrifying leap for you to believe you exist in some defective alien technology.
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What does simulation theory have to do with it? That's a pretty giant, irrational, and terrifying leap for you to believe you exist in some defective alien technology.
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I posted right after it happened. Like a sim had reset and a glitch occurred lol.
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She’s probably using it to lube up her secret sex toys. She ran to get it from her hiding space and put it back in the cupboard.
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It is still sealed shut lol.
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Re: The craziest thing ever just happened.
I'm going to make it short. A couple of years ago a post was put up about the benefits of coconut oil. Well, I and my gal bought a jar of it. I forgot about the stuff and never opened it. I can't remember why but we wanted to try it for something quite a while later. We looked for it and could not find it. We looked in the bathroom, all the kitchen cupboards, etc. We couldn't find it and got pretty frustrated knowing we had it.

I about hit the floor when I went out to make a pot of coffee just a few minutes ago and when I pull out the can of coffee I see a jar right behind it. I was like no fucking way! Yes, it was the jar of coconut oil we bought a couple of years ago! I went and told my gal and we just stared at each other in utter disbelief.

This cupboard has been cleaned out since it was missing and I pull the can of coffee out multiple times a day. There is no explanation. Maybe we really are in some kind of highly advanced simulation or something. It's absolutely mind-boggling. And to add it has just been us here, no company or anything today.
 Quoting: GlinForTheWin



Maybe I need to start smoking again.






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Marijuana will do that.
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Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night. And when you move , fall like a thunderbolt.
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the only plausible scenario i see is that your gal knows more than she is letting on.
 Quoting: notsofastmr


Yes, I agree. It would be the first joke like that played on me in 18 years of being with her, and if it was it worked like a charm lol.
 Quoting: GlinForTheWin


I was in Belize on a tour a few years ago and I had placed my cell phone in the pouch of my backpack (back pouch..I know not smart).

Before I got on the bus I stopped off in a gift shop to buy a hat as it was going to be a hot day. While I was paying for the hat, I felt a slight bump as someone walked by behind me.

At the time I thought nothing of it, I paid for the hat and got on the bus. As we were heading to our destination, the tour director (a Mayan by descent) gave an incredible talk about the ruins and history we were about to see, and I grew very excited with anticipation as I am a nature and history buff.

It was then that I grabbed my backpack to get my cellphone to take a picture of him, but the back pouch was unzipped and my cell phone was gone. I descended from excitement to dread and depression in seconds, as hundreds of pictures, not to mention all the other personal data on a phone, was now lost.

I stood up from my seat and frantically searched the cushions in the oft chance it had fallen out when I sat down. but to no avail. it was nowhere to be found.

As I sat seething, I thought back to the gift shop, and the bump in my back by a stranger and realized that I had fell victim to a pickpocket.

As the bus neared its destination, the tour guide asked everyone if they were ready for a trip of a lifetime, I replied I was, but someone had stolen my phone and no matter how beautiful it was going to be, for me, the trip was ruined.

He looked in my eyes with complete honesty and commiseration and simply said, the Maya have a saying...will something back that you have wrongfully lost and it will return.

As we were leaving the bus, I grabbed my backpack and there, on the seat, was my cellphone, as if it had always been there (but it hadn't).

As I passed the tour guide, I met his eyes and showed him my phone.

He simply smiled, and said, enjoy your day senor.
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Just one of those things that make you go WTF in this world I guess. Momma bear must be the culprit, and if she was I really have to hand it to her.
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Just one of those things that make you go WTF in this world I guess. Momma bear must be the culprit, and if she was I really have to hand it to her.
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disagree.

read my story.

true story my friend.

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