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How Many Firearms Do You Have Within Arm's Reach Right Now?

 
SharkHorse

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Fuck around and find out, LOL
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I'm sorry, that was my son responding while I left my account open....he's in "that stage", you know.

No, the truth is, we used to have one rifle and limited ammo that we used for deer hunting. Then we realized that it was better just to buy packaged meat from Walmart (more safe, at least), and so one day we were boating and my husband just threw the damn thing over the side.

His face was beet red. He whirled around and yelled "How can you kill innocent animals!" And then he went down below and drank a bottle of vodka. Meanwhile, my son was sort of confused, so I just told him don't worry son, daddy just needs to blow off some steam. I'll be giving him a BJ later and by tomorrow it will be like it never happened.

The next day, we filled out the police report about our lost gun. It sucks, because I really miss deer sausage.
 Quoting: SharkHorse


On one of the back roads I regularly travel here in Nor Cal, the deer try to jump into my car. True story.
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I believe you. When I used to live in rural Missouri, I saw a doe bounding across the field so I stopped my car completely and just sat there, assuming they would go around.

The deer actually ran head first into my stopped car and knocked herself out! But only for about 10 seconds, then she got up and ran away.
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Notice more and more of these threads as the time draws near.

Don't fall for it. Even the superpinned ones.
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What firearms?

They all fell in the lake.


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You NEVER answer a question like this.
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Notice more and more of these threads as the time draws near.

Don't fall for it. Even the superpinned ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80781908


Well, if you have legal guns, you're more on the radar than responding on this website. You are registered. These threads don't mean shit as far as affecting your life.

Because you and everybody else will end up losing their guns in a boating accident or theft. Then you make a police report.

And when guns become unavailable to formerly law abiding citizens, we just get them the same way the criminals do. If you're smart, you're already working on that. Think several steps ahead.
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Notice more and more of these threads as the time draws near.

Don't fall for it. Even the superpinned ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80781908


Wow. OK.

Go back to your safe space. I was just curious as to how many have a backup to their backup as I do.

No datamining. Just a simple question.
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Guns Are Evil They Scare Me!



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24/7 strapped
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ALWAYS. never more than an arms length away.
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You NEVER answer a question like this.
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It's funny that you think the old legal system will apply, LOL
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Why does anyone need a gun?
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Me: Two.

Both S&W.
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Why does anyone need a gun?
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In case my drill breaks and I want to put holes in things?
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Why does anyone need a gun?
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Thankfully, we have the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that.

But where I don't have a gun I have a circular saw blade to fling banana2
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Someone posted a video the other day showing how to use a rolled magazine as a deadly weapon so I'm good!

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Are you stupid???
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None.
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You NEVER answer a question like this.
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I answered with "none".
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one its made of meat and its like a super soaker
u need 2 pump it a bit first before it fires

reload depends on trigger levels and avaible near by food
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l000000000000000l
i was the only silly person to mention ma willy
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I keep my sidarm holstered until i go to sleep.
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I've always wanted a gun, but they're so scary

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They already know who has guns, tards.

Once we pass over to criminality, then they won't know.
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SharkHorse

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Do you even fathom how many criminals have unregistered guns right now that they can't track?

What a bunch of fucking pussies. I say that as a woman.
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Re: How Many Firearms Do You Have Within Arm's Reach Right Now?
Me: Two.

Both S&W.
 Quoting: Crunch62


If I put them in the cook stove I’ll have two fire arms as well.

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does that include my love gun?
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Me: Two.

Both S&W.
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Me: Two.

Both S&W.
 Quoting: Crunch62


Pistol & Rifle, Plus Bear-Spray with Holster
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None. But if times get tough, I have a friend who might have one to spare or might not as he was thinking of selling one or more as prices are high right now because of the demand. We are in a watch/wait mode right now.
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My dogs won’t let anyone get within range





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