How Many Firearms Do You Have Within Arm's Reach Right Now?

Thankfully, we have the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs.

Why does anyone need the bill of rights?

Me: Two.

Both S&W.

Nothing but The Force.

Firearms run out of bullets.

Geezus. Just asking a question.

LMAO,

You don't want to know.

I'm sorry, that was my son responding while I left my account open....he's in "that stage", you know.

No, the truth is, we used to have one rifle and limited ammo that we used for deer hunting. Then we realized that it was better just to buy packaged meat from Walmart (more safe, at least), and so one day we were boating and my husband just threw the damn thing over the side.

His face was beet red. He whirled around and yelled "How can you kill innocent animals!" And then he went down below and drank a bottle of vodka. Meanwhile, my son was sort of confused, so I just told him don't worry son, daddy just needs to blow off some steam. I'll be giving him a BJ later and by tomorrow it will be like it never happened.

The next day, we filled out the police report about our lost gun. It sucks, because I really miss deer sausage.