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Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and |
Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/02/2021 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum. Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell. The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly. A source told The Sun: 'The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff. 'He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his a*** >50% [ link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
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Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/02/2021 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and What the fuck? I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
Robotanimal
User ID: 81380907 United States 12/02/2021 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and WTF? |
Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/02/2021 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and What the fuck?
Quoting: Marquis of Pinellas WTF?
Quoting: Robotanimal I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79343232 United States 12/02/2021 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and What the fuck?
Quoting: Marquis of Pinellas WTF?
Quoting: Robotanimal Quoting: Marquis of Pinellas |
Hiballdrinker222
User ID: 54614258 United States 12/03/2021 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and the armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. Hiballdrinker222 |
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Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/03/2021 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and So why did brief feel the need to lie about his age?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80750503 Butthurt much? I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
Hiballdrinker222
User ID: 54614258 United States 12/03/2021 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and "private arsenal" Hiballdrinker222 |
Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/03/2021 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and the armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. Quoting: Hiballdrinker222 The whole story is just gold. I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
Glaber
User ID: 73067125 United States 12/03/2021 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Rectum? Nearly killed him. "A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still" |
Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/03/2021 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Rectum? Nearly killed him.
Quoting: Glaber I just don't get it anymore. Clownworld. I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81405528 United States 12/03/2021 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Bullshite story...
Gaslighting as always. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81398897 United States 12/03/2021 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and ive let out a few turdpedos but never took one in, maybe he misread 'shave your shelves' as
'misbehave with your shells'
or he was tired, so very tired of the itchy tapeworms and was applying Caddy Shack techniques
and bombed his bum, artillerized his arse, and flakked his fanny
or this was some next level avant garde artistic trolling of the bomb squad...ill get to the bottom of this explosive story. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750503 United States 12/03/2021 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and if my metric conversion is correct, 57 mm is over 2 inches in diameter
did he also just happen to "stumble" upon a bottle of lube en route to falling on top of the shell? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80994392 Canada 12/03/2021 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Bullshite story...
Gaslighting as always.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81405528 Gaslighting who or how with a story like this?. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79044425 United States 12/03/2021 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol.... |
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Sir Vaccinesalot
User ID: 76861662 France 12/03/2021 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and only in the UK Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 12/03/2021 12:41 AMEvil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!
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User ID: 78317871 United States 12/03/2021 12:42 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Rectum? Nearly killed him.
Quoting: Glaber Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76773442 United Kingdom 12/03/2021 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81006094 Brazil 12/03/2021 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Isn't this the same as last week that slipped on a flashlight? |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Craftdragon screw a coffee buy me a beer or a membership $chank3567 cheers! If this goes against any GLP rules I will gladly remove my personal signature. <3 8) twit @craft8431 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77644332 United States 12/03/2021 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and I think there's mortar this story. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77644332 United States 12/03/2021 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol....
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79044425 Fruit of the boom |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81397151 United Kingdom 12/03/2021 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and What the fuck?
Quoting: Marquis of Pinellas thats how they tell nato troops to move in eastern europe absurd news articles no interception |
Marquis of Pinellas
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User ID: 78008456 12/03/2021 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and I'm still going with "What the fuck?" I'm a realist, trapped in a fairytale. Send help. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80855740 United States 12/03/2021 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and
Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol....
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79044425 Fruit of the boom Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77644332 |
MostHolyFace
User ID: 77448409 United Kingdom 12/03/2021 09:25 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Sorry OP didnt see this Thread did one myself will redirect here Thanks. Bump 5 Star Thread: Bomb Squad Called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital May God Bless You |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76626437 United States 12/03/2021 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and What the fuck?
Quoting: Marquis of Pinellas The old "oops I tripped and fell on it somehow and its stuck up my butt" excuse happens a lot. Sometimes its a lightbulb or a phalloid object and sometimes its clearly a sex toy. Its the guys that come up with the slipped and fell excuse. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80320766 United States 12/03/2021 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and Did the bomb squad take him to the local landfill away from danger and detonate him ? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81087164 Australia 12/03/2021 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and "from his private arsenal." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81087164 Australia 12/03/2021 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and I think there's mortar this story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77644332 |
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