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Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and

 
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Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and
Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum.

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly.

A source told The Sun: 'The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

'He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his a***

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What the fuck?
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WTF?
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What the fuck?
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WTF?
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What the fuck?
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WTF?
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the armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal.

rofl5clappa
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So why did brief feel the need to lie about his age?
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Butthurt much?
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"private arsenal"

bert-facepalm
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the armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal.

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Rectum? Nearly killed him.
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Rectum? Nearly killed him.
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Bullshite story...

Gaslighting as always.
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Re: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and
ive let out a few turdpedos but never took one in, maybe he misread 'shave your shelves' as

'misbehave with your shells'

or he was tired, so very tired of the itchy tapeworms and was applying Caddy Shack techniques

and bombed his bum, artillerized his arse, and flakked his fanny


or this was some next level avant garde artistic trolling of the bomb squad...ill get to the bottom of this explosive story.
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if my metric conversion is correct, 57 mm is over 2 inches in diameter

did he also just happen to "stumble" upon a bottle of lube en route to falling on top of the shell?
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Bullshite story...

Gaslighting as always.
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Gaslighting who or how with a story like this?.
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Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol....
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Rectum? Nearly killed him.
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the armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal.

rofl5clappa
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epiclol
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Isn't this the same as last week that slipped on a flashlight?
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I think there's mortar this story. hmm
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Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol....
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Fruit of the boom
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What the fuck?
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thats how they tell nato troops to move in eastern europe


absurd news articles

no interception
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I'm still going with "What the fuck?"
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Sooooo he was pantless when he had this "accident"? or was it a underwear piercing round also?....lol....
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Fruit of the boom
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Sorry OP didnt see this Thread did one myself will redirect here Thanks.

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What the fuck?
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The old "oops I tripped and fell on it somehow and its stuck up my butt" excuse happens a lot.
Sometimes its a lightbulb or a phalloid object and sometimes its clearly a sex toy.
Its the guys that come up with the slipped and fell excuse.
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Did the bomb squad take him to the local landfill away from danger and detonate him ?
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"from his private arsenal."

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I think there's mortar this story. hmm
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