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A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue

 
Massimo
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A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Granted I haven't talked to her in four years and don't know how to take it

She was a local track star

And i used to chat with her at the local gym

I dabble in the occult and tend to read signs

This chick is like Jackie Kennedy and you know how much I like Marilyn

I'm from the Monroe Bloodline for Christ's sake

My most lucid feeling is following the advice of my future child as that spirit knows the bloodline it wants

Picking a partner is out of my hands and into his/hers

I have the perfect quiet life and a baby mama will upset that apple cart even if she's an Ivy Leaguer

What shall I do

Be an afficinado of experience and welcome more interactions or just let it be

Feel free to chime in glp

Sincerely

Desperately Seeking Susan
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12/03/2021 09:27 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Just look up some good ass focused porn and deal with it OP.

You are not the first man to wax eloquent at the sight of a wonderful behind, I made a complete fool of myself six months ago because I saw my waitresses butt jiggle magnificently from the slightest movement and started thinking about marriage.

This is hilarious man I know that feeling.

epicLOL
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12/03/2021 09:28 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Just look up some good ass focused porn and deal with it OP.

You are not the first man to wax eloquent at the sight of a wonderful behind, I made a complete fool of myself six months ago because I saw my waitresses butt jiggle magnificently from the slightest movement and started thinking about marriage.

This is hilarious man I know that feeling.
 Quoting: A MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD 58409536


Bro fist

cheers
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12/03/2021 09:32 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
give us more details on her ass.
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12/03/2021 09:34 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
give us more details on her ass.
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Best one I've ever seen in my life

And I've seen plenty
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
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12/03/2021 09:35 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Just look up some good ass focused porn and deal with it OP.

You are not the first man to wax eloquent at the sight of a wonderful behind, I made a complete fool of myself six months ago because I saw my waitresses butt jiggle magnificently from the slightest movement and started thinking about marriage.

This is hilarious man I know that feeling.
 Quoting: A MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD 58409536


Bro fist

cheers
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A womans behind is incredible in person, its wonderful and near infuriating at the same time.

Women look great in pictures and such of course, but a more plain boring girl with a nice butt in the room with you is on a whole other level than the most perfect specimen online.

Some kind of excretion I suppose, pheremones. It will make you silly.

People like to poo poo porn, especially women (imagine), but if you use it intelligently you can REALLY save yourself a lot of grief and trouble when youre hit with the hormones.
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12/03/2021 09:43 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Just look up some good ass focused porn and deal with it OP.

You are not the first man to wax eloquent at the sight of a wonderful behind, I made a complete fool of myself six months ago because I saw my waitresses butt jiggle magnificently from the slightest movement and started thinking about marriage.

This is hilarious man I know that feeling.
 Quoting: A MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD 58409536


Bro fist

cheers
 Quoting: Massimo 80750506


A womans behind is incredible in person, its wonderful and near infuriating at the same time.

Women look great in pictures and such of course, but a more plain boring girl with a nice butt in the room with you is on a whole other level than the most perfect specimen online.

Some kind of excretion I suppose, pheremones. It will make you silly.

People like to poo poo porn, especially women (imagine), but if you use it intelligently you can REALLY save yourself a lot of grief and trouble when youre hit with the hormones.
 Quoting: average poop enjoyer 58409536


There was an electromagnetic pull to her that felt like something Nikola Tesla would create

Like a child 8 years in the future marking it's territory

Saying those are MY parents.. everyone else get out of the way
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12/03/2021 09:44 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Make an 18 year plan.
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12/03/2021 09:49 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Maybe she's a he.

Problem solved.

No babies, but you can still tap that fine ass...
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Make an 18 year plan.
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That's a long time to wait
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12/03/2021 09:51 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue

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12/03/2021 09:51 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Maybe she's a he.

Problem solved.

No babies, but you can still tap that fine ass...
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12/03/2021 09:52 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Unless you count "turd" babies...
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12/03/2021 09:53 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Maybe she's a he.

Problem solved.

No babies, but you can still tap that fine ass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320823


I used to have a gay boss.. and we'd end up the gay bars

Always had to tell the bartenders I was straight
A MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Maybe she's a he.

Problem solved.

No babies, but you can still tap that fine ass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320823


I used to have a gay boss.. and we'd end up the gay bars

Always had to tell the bartenders I was straight
 Quoting: Massimo 80750506


You just dont understand the divine pleasures of another male sweating and heaving and squirting inside your poop chute, or so I have been told by a number of gays.

epicLOL
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12/03/2021 10:00 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Maybe she's a he.

Problem solved.

No babies, but you can still tap that fine ass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320823


I used to have a gay boss.. and we'd end up the gay bars

Always had to tell the bartenders I was straight
 Quoting: Massimo 80750506


You just dont understand the divine pleasures of another male sweating and heaving and squirting inside your poop chute, or so I have been told by a number of gays.
 Quoting: A MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD 58409536


Got a gay cousin

That's about it
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12/03/2021 10:10 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Is she aware your bat shit crazy?
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12/03/2021 10:16 PM
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Re: A track star with a nice ass messaged me today out of the blue
Is she aware your bat shit crazy?
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What.. I'm occult.. I can get away with it





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