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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75963919 United Kingdom 12/12/2021 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's vaccine time, there's no need to be afraid At vaccine time, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at vaccine time But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones At vaccine time it's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing Is the bitter sting of tears And the vaccine bells that ring There are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you band aid |
Wingnut1234
(OP) Keep Texas Free! User ID: 5848122 United States 12/12/2021 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fauci the shot man Is a snarky little elf With a pinched rat face And a God complex, He should sure go FUCK HIMSELF Fauci the shot man Tells fairy tales you see He Says it's safe and effective And he's Backed by the CDC There must have been some magic In the gain of function lab For when they pushed the vaxxines, Old Fauci got paid fab! Oh, Fauci the shot man Is paid as he can be! He even killed more people Than he did with AZT! Thumpity thump thump Thumpity thump thump Hear the myocarditis kill! Thumpity thump thump Thumpity thump thump With backup on The Hill! |
Wingnut1234
(OP) Keep Texas Free! User ID: 5848122 United States 12/13/2021 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dashing through the snow To get my booster shot To CVS we go Get em while they're hot Bells in my head now ring My face is feeling hot My nerves they start to sting What's in that fuckin shot? Ooooh I've got Bell's I've got Bell's Palsy it's the rage! Got my booster in November Can't feel half my face Oh I've got Bell's I've got Bell's What am I to do? Trusted Fauci and CDC And now I'm fuct up too |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81472750 Australia 12/13/2021 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dashing through the snow Quoting: Wingnut1234 To get my booster shot To CVS we go Get em while they're hot Bells in my head now ring My face is feeling hot My nerves they start to sting What's in that fuckin shot? Ooooh I've got Bell's I've got Bell's Palsy it's the rage! Got my booster in November Can't feel half my face Oh I've got Bell's I've got Bell's What am I to do? Trusted Fauci and CDC And now I'm fuct up too bwahahahahaha |
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User ID: 80491507 United States 12/13/2021 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me. A faucci and a vaccine. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me. 2 facial coverings and a 3rd. Day. 3 lock downs… 4 booster shots 5 times higher meat prices…keep it going |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81279972 United States 12/13/2021 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And what have you done Another year over And a poor one just begun And its inflation Christmas I hope it don't last I can't do any shopping Cuz I'm saving up for gas. A very lousy Christmas And a misery New Year Because of Joe Biden promoting Covid fear I can't get Timmy's present He wants an X-box But it's sitting in a ship off shore from the dock. And so this is Christmas And we know that Trump won And Biden's a lying Communist scum Aliens are running All over out towns Taking welfare handouts from this cheating clown Children Chorus Sings: Let's Go Brandon Let's Go Brandon Midterms are coming Biden is done |
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(OP) Keep Texas Free! User ID: 5848122 United States 12/13/2021 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So its inflation Christmas Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972 And what have you done Another year over And a poor one just begun And its inflation Christmas I hope it don't last I can't do any shopping Cuz I'm saving up for gas. A very lousy Christmas And a misery New Year Because of Joe Biden promoting Covid fear I can't get Timmy's present He wants an X-box But it's sitting in a ship off shore from the dock. And so this is Christmas And we know that Trump won And Biden's a lying Communist scum Aliens are running All over out towns Taking welfare handouts from this cheating clown Children Chorus Sings: Let's Go Brandon Let's Go Brandon Midterms are coming Biden is done |
Wingnut1234
(OP) Keep Texas Free! User ID: 5848122 United States 12/13/2021 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The one that got my damn brian started United States 12/12/2021 08:19 AM Re: "Dear Santa Claus, I don't want games or toys. Just give me the Covid vaccine." WTF? 12 muscle spasms 11 massive bloodclots 10 convulsions flopping 9 new cancers 8 palpitations 7 organs failing 6 skin lesions 5 swollen things 4 minor strokes 3 blackouts 2 less ovaries And a massive coronary |
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Ahdzamada Fayou User ID: 78682016 United States 12/13/2021 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Deck the Halls with Dead on Gurneys hahaha haha ha-ha ha-Ha! Called me Crazy, Now You're Learning hahaha haha ha-ha ha-HA Every Vein in Your Body Clotting hahaha hahAHA HA HA HA! Soon to be in the Ground Rotting hahaha haha ha-ha hA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
Poison Vaxx User ID: 8433335 United States 12/13/2021 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (Thanks YoAdrian for "Clotmas"!) Quoting: Wingnut1234 I'll start: <"Sleigh Ride"> Let's hear those jabbed jabbed jabblers Bab bab babblers, too Come on, It's lovely weather for an amberlamps ride with you! Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop Another convulsion? Go,let's watch the show! When the .gov mandated you surely should have known! Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop Sorry I'm unvaxxed, I can't hold your hand We'll ride along together through Stephen King's The Stand My cheeks are nice and rosy, No first or second dosey... Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. Fauci and Walensky and Satan's other children jabbing everyone to death. Cellphones ringing, CNN singing, COVID's gonna kill you tonight. So roll your sleeves up and say your prayers, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!! Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. Pfizer's got a van that's filled with poisons for boys and girls again! Hear those needles jingle jangle, oh what a horrible sight So get in line and prepare to die, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!! Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. It'll come around when the LIES flow out that it's COVID scare time again. Peace on earth will come to all if we just poison ourselves. So let's give thanks to Satan below, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight. |
Winner!!! User ID: 8433335 United States 12/13/2021 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The one that got my damn brian started Quoting: Wingnut1234 United States 12/12/2021 08:19 AM Re: "Dear Santa Claus, I don't want games or toys. Just give me the Covid vaccine." WTF? 12 muscle spasms 11 massive bloodclots 10 convulsions flopping 9 new cancers 8 palpitations 7 organs failing 6 skin lesions 5 swollen things 4 minor strokes 3 blackouts 2 less ovaries And a massive coronary Winnah!!!!! |
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Wingnut1234
(OP) Keep Texas Free! User ID: 5848122 United States 12/13/2021 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (Thanks YoAdrian for "Clotmas"!) Quoting: Wingnut1234 I'll start: <"Sleigh Ride"> Let's hear those jabbed jabbed jabblers Bab bab babblers, too Come on, It's lovely weather for an amberlamps ride with you! Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop Another convulsion? Go,let's watch the show! When the .gov mandated you surely should have known! Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop Sorry I'm unvaxxed, I can't hold your hand We'll ride along together through Stephen King's The Stand My cheeks are nice and rosy, No first or second dosey... Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. Fauci and Walensky and Satan's other children jabbing everyone to death. Cellphones ringing, CNN singing, COVID's gonna kill you tonight. So roll your sleeves up and say your prayers, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!! Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. Pfizer's got a van that's filled with poisons for boys and girls again! Hear those needles jingle jangle, oh what a horrible sight So get in line and prepare to die, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!! Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx Right down Poison Vaxx Lane. It'll come around when the LIES flow out that it's COVID scare time again. Peace on earth will come to all if we just poison ourselves. So let's give thanks to Satan below, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight. Hell yeah! |