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Let's have some fun, dammit! Post your Clotmas Carols here!

 
Wingnut1234
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Let's have some fun, dammit! Post your Clotmas Carols here!
(Thanks YoAdrian for "Clotmas"!)

I'll start:
<"Sleigh Ride">

Let's hear those jabbed jabbed jabblers
Bab bab babblers, too
Come on, It's lovely weather
for an amberlamps ride with you!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Another convulsion?
Go,let's watch the show!
When the .gov mandated
you surely should have known!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Sorry I'm unvaxxed,
I can't hold your hand
We'll ride along together
through Stephen King's The Stand

My cheeks are nice and rosy,
No first or second dosey...
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12/12/2021 12:40 PM
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Decorations can fuckoff too .
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12/12/2021 01:55 PM

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I'm getting Clotshot for Christmas Fauci and Biden are bad I'm getting third shot for Christmas Then I'll really be sad. (I know this is pathetic)
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I wishmuch tree o wishmuch tree
How many babies can fit under thee
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12/12/2021 01:58 PM
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Jabbing in the snow...
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Palsy Bells, Palsy Bells.
Palsy all the way...
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12/12/2021 02:04 PM
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I put my simcard in my drawer phone,and om on wifi all day now,boy that was some cookies g4.

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12/12/2021 02:07 PM
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It's vaccine time, there's no need to be afraid
At vaccine time, we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at vaccine time
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At vaccine time it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the vaccine bells that ring
There are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

band aid
Wingnut1234  (OP)
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12/12/2021 07:46 PM

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Fauci the shot man
Is a snarky little elf
With a pinched rat face
And a God complex,
He should sure go FUCK HIMSELF

Fauci the shot man
Tells fairy tales you see
He Says it's safe and effective
And he's Backed by the CDC

There must have been some magic
In the gain of function lab
For when they pushed the vaxxines,
Old Fauci got paid fab!

Oh, Fauci the shot man
Is paid as he can be!
He even killed more people
Than he did with AZT!

Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Hear the myocarditis kill!
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
With backup on The Hill!
Wingnut1234  (OP)
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12/13/2021 08:32 AM

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Dashing through the snow
To get my booster shot
To CVS we go
Get em while they're hot

Bells in my head now ring
My face is feeling hot
My nerves they start to sting
What's in that fuckin shot?


Ooooh I've got Bell's
I've got Bell's
Palsy it's the rage!
Got my booster in November
Can't feel half my face

Oh I've got Bell's
I've got Bell's
What am I to do?
Trusted Fauci and CDC
And now I'm fuct up too
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12/13/2021 08:49 AM
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Dashing through the snow
To get my booster shot
To CVS we go
Get em while they're hot

Bells in my head now ring
My face is feeling hot
My nerves they start to sting
What's in that fuckin shot?


Ooooh I've got Bell's
I've got Bell's
Palsy it's the rage!
Got my booster in November
Can't feel half my face

Oh I've got Bell's
I've got Bell's
What am I to do?
Trusted Fauci and CDC
And now I'm fuct up too
 Quoting: Wingnut1234


bwahahahahaha
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12/13/2021 09:18 AM
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12/13/2021 09:32 AM
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I like big vaxx tracks and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist
And a round line of tracks in your face
You get sprung!
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12/13/2021 10:31 AM
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12/13/2021 10:34 AM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me. A faucci and a vaccine.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me. 2 facial coverings and a

3rd. Day. 3 lock downs…

4 booster shots

5 times higher meat prices…keep it going
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12/13/2021 10:48 AM
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rofl5
OP you're awesome!
Oh Holy Spike Na Na- Na Na- Na N aaaaah nah...
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12/13/2021 11:02 AM
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Omine,all
Omni latin, all,every, the whole of everykind, everywhere
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So its inflation Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a poor one just begun
And its inflation Christmas
I hope it don't last
I can't do any shopping
Cuz I'm saving up for gas.

A very lousy Christmas
And a misery New Year
Because of Joe Biden
promoting Covid fear
I can't get Timmy's present
He wants an X-box
But it's sitting in a ship
off shore from the dock.

And so this is Christmas
And we know that Trump won
And Biden's a lying
Communist scum
Aliens are running
All over out towns
Taking welfare handouts
from this cheating clown

Children Chorus Sings:
Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Midterms are coming
Biden is done
Wingnut1234  (OP)
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So its inflation Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a poor one just begun
And its inflation Christmas
I hope it don't last
I can't do any shopping
Cuz I'm saving up for gas.

A very lousy Christmas
And a misery New Year
Because of Joe Biden
promoting Covid fear
I can't get Timmy's present
He wants an X-box
But it's sitting in a ship
off shore from the dock.

And so this is Christmas
And we know that Trump won
And Biden's a lying
Communist scum
Aliens are running
All over out towns
Taking welfare handouts
from this cheating clown

Children Chorus Sings:
Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Midterms are coming
Biden is done
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


yeah
Wingnut1234  (OP)
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12/13/2021 02:39 PM

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The one that got my damn brian started


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12/12/2021 08:19 AM

Re: "Dear Santa Claus, I don't want games or toys. Just give me the Covid vaccine." WTF?


12 muscle spasms
11 massive bloodclots
10 convulsions flopping
9 new cancers
8 palpitations
7 organs failing
6 skin lesions
5 swollen things
4 minor strokes
3 blackouts
2 less ovaries

And a massive coronary
Tidbits

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Soulless fake humans are already AI.
They get triggered by particular words, symbols etc. They can't really bother about the meaning. They just look for the trigger words. Their language & comprehension skills are 0.
Some bots have bods, others don't.
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12/13/2021 03:01 PM
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Deck the Halls with Dead on Gurneys
hahaha haha ha-ha ha-Ha!
Called me Crazy, Now You're Learning
hahaha haha ha-ha ha-HA
Every Vein in Your Body Clotting
hahaha hahAHA HA HA HA!
Soon to be in the Ground Rotting
hahaha haha ha-ha hA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Poison Vaxx
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12/13/2021 04:42 PM
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(Thanks YoAdrian for "Clotmas"!)

I'll start:
<"Sleigh Ride">

Let's hear those jabbed jabbed jabblers
Bab bab babblers, too
Come on, It's lovely weather
for an amberlamps ride with you!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Another convulsion?
Go,let's watch the show!
When the .gov mandated
you surely should have known!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Sorry I'm unvaxxed,
I can't hold your hand
We'll ride along together
through Stephen King's The Stand

My cheeks are nice and rosy,
No first or second dosey...
 Quoting: Wingnut1234


Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

Fauci and Walensky and Satan's other children jabbing everyone to death.

Cellphones ringing, CNN singing, COVID's gonna kill you tonight.

So roll your sleeves up and say your prayers, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!!

Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

Pfizer's got a van that's filled with poisons for boys and girls again!

Hear those needles jingle jangle, oh what a horrible sight

So get in line and prepare to die, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!!

Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

It'll come around when the LIES flow out that it's COVID scare time again.

Peace on earth will come to all if we just poison ourselves.


So let's give thanks to Satan below, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight.
Winner!!!
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The one that got my damn brian started


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12/12/2021 08:19 AM

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12 muscle spasms
11 massive bloodclots
10 convulsions flopping
9 new cancers
8 palpitations
7 organs failing
6 skin lesions
5 swollen things
4 minor strokes
3 blackouts
2 less ovaries

And a massive coronary
 Quoting: Wingnut1234


Winnah!!!!!
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Fouci the demented conman
Shouted outed out with gleeeee!
All the little unvaxxed people
Were declined to go sha op op ing!

Then one froggy covid nite, satan came to slay
All you unvaxxed fukeroos
Concentration camps you goin to stay!
Wingnut1234  (OP)
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12/13/2021 04:59 PM

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(Thanks YoAdrian for "Clotmas"!)

I'll start:
<"Sleigh Ride">

Let's hear those jabbed jabbed jabblers
Bab bab babblers, too
Come on, It's lovely weather
for an amberlamps ride with you!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Another convulsion?
Go,let's watch the show!
When the .gov mandated
you surely should have known!

Flippy flop flippy flop flippy flop

Sorry I'm unvaxxed,
I can't hold your hand
We'll ride along together
through Stephen King's The Stand

My cheeks are nice and rosy,
No first or second dosey...
 Quoting: Wingnut1234


Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

Fauci and Walensky and Satan's other children jabbing everyone to death.

Cellphones ringing, CNN singing, COVID's gonna kill you tonight.

So roll your sleeves up and say your prayers, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!!

Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

Pfizer's got a van that's filled with poisons for boys and girls again!

Hear those needles jingle jangle, oh what a horrible sight

So get in line and prepare to die, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight!!

Here comes Poison Vaxx, Here comes Poison Vaxx
Right down Poison Vaxx Lane.

It'll come around when the LIES flow out that it's COVID scare time again.

Peace on earth will come to all if we just poison ourselves.


So let's give thanks to Satan below, cause Poison Vaxx comes tonight.
 Quoting: Poison Vaxx 8433335


Hell yeah!
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