We live in a world where fives, sixes and sevens have all become elevated to eights, while true eights, nines and tens have all been gathered and flown off to Dubai.

A normal, honest, hard-working joe now has to compete for threes and fours "try'n ta" be Sixes on their best day with their greatest efforts and...well...

We realize it's not worth it. All the hassle and compromise to be with a three or four is not worth it.