I'll tell you how to stop drinking alcohol.

Be an alcohol snob like me and only drink $130.00 15 year Scotch. I guarantee you'll limit that sip to the holidays and that's it.

First, I hate cheap boos because I can taste the difference. Once you know the difference, you can never unknow it.

Second, I hate getting drunk. It actually makes me feel bad and I don't do it.

Third, I have no idea how anyone can sit there and drink all day because I have too much to do.

No, I have a nice bottle around the holidays when I can take my time around the stove and really taste the oak.

And then I don't drink anymore.

It's that simple.