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Dear Agent Willis

 
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12/21/2021 05:41 AM
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Dear Agent Willis
It is with great, meh, that I greet you on this wonderful day, I hope you are in good health, and have been fighting the hood fight, while remembering the 9 virtues, and assorted oaths and imprecations that you are bound by.

I am currently on location in Mordor,
Which currently is a bit messy.

I look forward to you and the bros coming to play war,war we love the war, if you have children you think will benefit from growing up in a war zone, bring em, they ez to keep safe, Mordor has been a cakewalk, cept the Congo, but don't worry aboot that place, heart of dakness a d all that.

Bring mosquito nets, and I'm, faygo grape.
Lots. Also I tried the khat, it's fkn lame, way over hyped. Can use as diet shit for wummin.

Great was my delight when I saw the police chopper this morning, "BATTLE STATIONS HES GOING TO SOMALI WARLORDS!!!". No he is not he is buying leaves for tea. Abyssinian tea. It's delightful.

But it's not fkn drugs. That's for sure. My energy drinks buzz me harder, but I'm sure that's you lot putting all kinds of healthy things in me juices, thank you I'll be sure to reciprocate.

I did get many smiled in the Somali hood, I fink they know, angel of warrrr in the house, anyway, you lot CIAFBI,. [link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

Aka. M. xD

Amuse the fuck outta me, well done, impressed as fk, beyond delighted, sorry for popping out early and trolling the Uzbek generals, I greatly desire to see video Of the panic and running around like chickens in the control rooms xD I saw it in my mind's eye.



Thank you in advance for the LOLz,
You may push me out helicopter anytime,

Sincerely, Rasputin,
"Too shit to die"



bonghit
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12/21/2021 07:21 AM
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Dear Agent Willis,

As a courtesy, i will immediately inform you of coming events, Asif you did not know, beware Xmas , because fk Xmas,

This should explain it all,

Ze Germans say: to me:



So.

Have 3 weeks cash. Have bag of weed, you should be fine.

Could be false alarm but I fkn doubt it, I can smell your sweat from here
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12/21/2021 07:23 AM
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[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]


I'm going to need faygo grape also. Lots
It's not in competition with grappa ice, as it's totally different flavour
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12/21/2021 07:28 AM
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Don't forget about muh Mongols

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12/21/2021 10:12 AM
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TIDAL WAVE. Of metal
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12/21/2021 10:32 AM
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Ever seen a gopnik knight

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12/21/2021 03:11 PM
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Dear Willis.

What utter bollocks it's this new kings man movie?? I thought it was the Rasputin movie, but noooooo, and the one douche is called Conrad . I'm appalled.


And he dance like fkn ballerina, is someone volunteer to be punched in nuts numerous times. No fkn ballet, Cossack dance yes,ballet no, I take that movie as declaration of war.

Now you gone an dunnit
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12/21/2021 10:35 PM
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OY. DO YOU THINK I CAN GO BUY SOME FKN HASH WITHOUT YOU LOT SENDING OUT THE POLICE CHOPPER??? it worries the warlord uncles, and also makes me stand out even more.

Probly only go tomorrow but I'll let you know . Nana and I are BORED,. We not starting feckall, want Moroccan hash, stop fkn busting me ffs. It's hard enough to be subtle without fkn dickheads doin pointless flybys. If you wanna do something sonic boom me fkn house, I love that shit
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12/21/2021 10:37 PM
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OR you could be REAL BROS and get the fkn task force to drop off some hash, they buy weed from me anyway
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12/22/2021 01:06 AM
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Just incase you forgot

[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

Shhhh

Pakistan boat goin down
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12/22/2021 01:07 AM
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12/22/2021 01:10 AM
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hi 77 AKA orgalorg


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12/22/2021 01:20 AM
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Agent Willis. You work for M.

Ask M if I'm allowed me fkn hash ration yet. Because I decides , fuck you weirdos, I'm staying in my hood and having the Askari bring me a giant bag of weed.

So what's it like being less effective and efficient than muh orcs??
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12/22/2021 01:21 AM
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hi 77 AKA orgalorg



 Quoting: The Green Lion Ate The Sun


Hey cousin. I'm trying to get the spooks to send me hash, but me rep seems insufficient
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12/22/2021 01:21 AM
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12/22/2021 02:05 AM
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hi 77 AKA orgalorg



 Quoting: The Green Lion Ate The Sun


Lmao @ the announcer of orgalorg.. funny AF!

Somebody posted this tonight on another thread.. It's not funny but it was pretty profound. hf

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12/22/2021 02:34 AM
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tyrone1 what choo want?
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12/22/2021 06:56 AM
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AGENT WILLIS!!!

I HAVE A NAUGHTY BOY TO REPORT!!!

that fkn johnny trollop, ex boyfriend of my mother in law, borrowed money from dear mother in law,moved out,, and left his e grade retard level security guard papers in mother in law's room.

He then, used my goodwill, to get them,
And is now showing reluctance to pay, SO pls phone brinant, he must have r500 deducted per month till my mother in law is reimbursed, or I feed him to the Askari an get r60 p/kg for him.


Pls investigate, because I hate being bullshitted. He says he owes the coloured guy ... So I'm like, if that true then meh.

Regardless. We have a retard Patsy for later use.

I think they must remove gazebo.
Back into the sun peon.
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12/22/2021 06:58 AM
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And by "pls investigate". I mean,

I have a retard we can use like tampon.
Looks like Jason Statham.
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12/22/2021 07:23 AM
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Urgent

Lol not really , 4 centuries to go. Wooot


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12/22/2021 07:23 AM
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4 centuries is not long for me
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12/22/2021 07:25 AM
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BWAHAHA

Presidential Alert This
Is A Test Of The National
Wireless Emergency Alert
System No Action
Necessary



IM AT KFC , ALL IS WELL
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12/22/2021 07:25 AM
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What choo talking bout Willis?
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12/22/2021 08:00 AM
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What choo talking bout Willis?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78254992


Ah they too stupid to geddit so we just have as much fun as possible.


SEND HASH PLS! EMERGENCY! otherwise I must drive 6,66 km to get it, and they waste 40k on helicopter fuel,, and WHO EXACLTY is paying for that fuel????
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12/22/2021 08:01 AM
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Dude I'm not walking
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12/22/2021 08:02 AM
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Dear Agent Willis
Previous emergency sorted, we just going to have a giant bag of weed delivered

So nvrrmnd
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12/22/2021 08:25 AM
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Dear Agent Willis, glad you can hear that we do actually listen to ICP quite a bit, it's hilarious to play on the street xD family walk past O.O

Bwahaha I make youtube
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12/22/2021 08:31 AM
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Both of us here die laughing listening to FBI music , um , "rednecks" is,"rooinekke" is CAANANITES... My fucknfuck




It's fkn genius. And new officially government approved music on the list of approved music of the 5th reich.


Cry now. Country music will be under the ban. Sorry. ONLY hardcore or happy music allowed. Minimum 100bpm or go to gulag.
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12/22/2021 08:35 AM
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i don't do these posts too often but i just woke up about 20 mins ago and went straigh to glp if the missiles started firing yet lol.

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12/22/2021 08:38 AM
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i don't do these posts too often but i just woke up about 20 mins ago and went straigh to glp if the missiles started firing yet lol.


 Quoting: gs 81612552


Nope, feckall , but you expecting the wrong thing.

Ve haff bass cannon. Bass drops so hard the poop escapes your butt at velocity.
You haff been varned, surrender now, o vait, we shoot you with bass cannon first

gs
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12/22/2021 08:39 AM
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