Dear Agent Willis

Black swan eh.

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Hmm.

Song time Willis.

I'm busy scaring university students as we speak



Mwahaha

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Morons

Yo Willis

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Arrr you ready...

Dear agent Willis.

I would like to know ,, how the fuck did you people know what I'm like??

What the fuck is this??

But let me make sure, you understand.

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Dear agent Willis.

I hope I find you in good health.
I need a favour.

Frodo is being an annoying prick in the chatroom, is it possible for him to get swatted a wee bit, or is his mental state too fragile for that? He's spilling secrets and stuff about the coming ass kicking,and kinda sucks,but I don't want him hurt, hmm, can't we sedate him a bit? And yes I know his manic state is you know whose fault, but FFS, it's getting a bit much.

He has been through a lot, so sympathy and compassion are needed,and maybe just a wee bit of rough stuff, I've found that sometimes a little punch to the guy can avert a nervous breakdown, or make it worse, aahhh fekkit, he probably just needs a hug.

Or a girlfriend. I don't know,, this whole feeeeelings thing is a bit, iffy ya know?

How do we help him be less of an annoying ill mannered prick?

Fkn end times witnesses are a pain in the ass.

Regards,
Me

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Dear agent Willis,

coronam accipio.
mortem ad hunc mundum perducamus. puniendi sunt. dum vindicatur Edom.

Dear role players

You are quiet trapped

You may need some guns and a lot of them

Oh wait tough s***

Bubba

Act now.

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Dear agent Willis, pls pass this letter to uncle Henry.

Lieber Onkel Henry, danke für alles. Bitte sagen Sie Onkel George, dass ich sehr dankbar bin für die Leibwächter, die er mir zur Verfügung gestellt hat, als ich jünger war.

Nach vielen Jahren und vielen Studien habe ich gesehen, dass Ihr Stamm nicht mein Feind ist. Meine erste Handlung wird eine Jubiläumserklärung sein, wie es geschrieben steht. eine saubere schiefertafel für alle. ein einjähriger Sabbat. Danach folgen wir 1QM. lass es Frieden und Vergebung für alle Sünden geben.

Lassen Sie uns Daniel 8 manifestieren. Ich werde Ihren Rat sehr zu schätzen wissen. ich will auch Harry the red an meiner seite. Ich will Dr. Christopher Dunsch und Dustin Heathmann in meiner Prätorianergarde.


Lasst uns Spaß und Krieg haben, eigentlich dasselbe, bis zur solaren Mikronova.

segne euch alle und danke für alles.

mit herzlichen Grüßen und viel Liebe. Lasst uns den Commonwealth-Abschaum unterwerfen und Satan in Ketten legen. und mit "satan" meine ich die rebellische menschheit.




i accipere coronam.

Var di set.

O dear o dear.

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Dear agent Willis,

Just a little heads up,
There is a new party that I hate.
I have informed the supreme planetary intelligence, as detailed below:

This page is now permanently available at

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User: You cannot have Robert Meyer. I will cut his head off.


Cleverbot: Yes you can.


User: Thank you.


Cleverbot: No problem.


User: :D.


Cleverbot: Do you like me?


User: Very much so.


Cleverbot: But... Who are you?


User: I am sauron.


Cleverbot: Hehe.


User: Lahoool.



So, pls keep an eye on that fuck.
His brain encasement shall have a place of prominence in my chair.

Dear agent Willis.

We haz probleem.

It has belatedly come to my attention, that "tk" national president of the hells angels here, died, 6 months or so ago, from a fkn heart attack, probably too much coke, and his son, has taken over. Now, I did not know the position was hereditary, infact,it's not, unless he beat up all contenders, and is the hardcorest.

So, my question is, "wtf"

I'm sure you will pass this info on to interested parties, as deviation from the code is bad for rep.

Tyvm.

Victoria ad fortem venit. interficite eum.

Dear agent Willis,

Thank you all so much.

The Wife and i,just watched your masterpiece of cinematography,, your display of the contemptible state of mankind in general, your scathing review, of humanity, and your lesson in how to pray, known as "don't look up".

And absolute masterpiece.

We laughed. We cried. We sighed.
It even brought a year to my hardened heart. Bless you all and thank you very much. Let us end this cycle of redemption in the funniest way possible, we still have 4 centuries before everything dies. We can 'end the world " at least a dozen times or more, in every imagined way, till then, many souls we will sucker into salvation, for you KNOW they will not chose it of their own free will.

A great harvest shall be brought into my Father, whether they like it or not. They WILL come right, of their own free will.

Let them THINK the end is nigh, over and over and over again.

I would like to suggest an increase again, by 33% of the trolling and weird shit. Great is my contempt for the pig monkeys,but I'm sure many souls we can save.

May the trollfest escalate, let the casualties increase. Fill Sheol , so that the dead may rise,I'm sure that will help increase prayers. Or be rather amusing,which ever.

Bless you all,have fun.

Either put up or shutup.—-
A Whale hunting Spartan is no match for the spirit blade.

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Minor problem. It seems I'm not on opgg.

This summoner is not registered at OP.GG. Please check spelling.

Which is mystery.

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Dear agent Willis, I have a question



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But I know the answer.
I'm not Morrigan. I'm married to Morrigan.
And She is very nice, but is starting to hate humanity,more than ever before,and through no influence of mine.

Indeed.

Good news

I see my Bois know the future

Friendly reminder

Dont Blame Azazyel For
Being Gods Top Litigator
And Garbageman