Dear Agent Willis

FAAAAAAAK !!!!

THANK YOU FOR THE FLY OVER!! THAT WAS A MAJESTIC HELICOPTER!!! ACTUALLY HAD A LITTLE CRY!! I FKN LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!

WHAAAAAAARRR

I will not disappoint
You make me so happy.

Yo agent Willis.
My new "boss" is very happy with my work,
But the fecker is wary of me, and suspects I'm ex mil.spec, I think my posture and always shiny boots gave it away. He is an alcoholic, but is not stupid, so please please do cover tracks, until I have worked my way into his heart, and am the MOST trusted employee.if he Google's my govt name, he will be sus,. BUT, the employee im replacing was an ex con, whom I will be nominating, IE insisting on an officer's position in our army.

Captain Robert Meyer. A bit ruff around the edges, but a perfect candidate and excellent soldier, you know how he looks I showed you using my phone, and you hear and see everything I do through it.

Also I like the zimbo assistant I have. The orcs will migrate northwards by carrot and stick no problem. But remember, we are NOT to annihilate Kush, only prune the tree a bit, granted , there are 50 million of the feckers here, and 700 million total in mordor. So if we wipe out aboot 70% it will be fine, those feckers reproduce like rabbits, so no fucks given there.

Furthermore, my mother in law is batshit insane, 69 years old, and cruises around in her nightie, so don't ever moan about seeing fucked up shit. I have seen it all, and my gag reflex is strong as fuck.

The things I have seen agent Willis. The things I have smelled. You would cry you would scream, you would fkn disassociate and then projectile vomit. So harden the fuck up.

Once I am the most beloved and trusted employee, you may commence trolling my workplace to make me look good. Also if anyone steals shit from my work toolset , kill them.

Love, Mel.

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Never let Princess find out I ordered that shit

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Wacha talking about Willis?

Ah yes, my beloved doppelganger,
These letters are not actually addressed to you, but im glad you read it, I share updates, news, views and so on with the you know who. Dear brother and friend, everything is awesome on this side, I shall return to the chatroom eventually, I do so like to pop in, make a scene and then vanish, you are one of a handful of people who actually sort of know what's going on, I pray for blessings for you and yours, do check on this thread periodically, as any news I have to pass on I will put here.

I can also speak more candidly here, as in the video chat I like to be well mannered.
Things are getting interesting on my side, and my financial woes seem to be subsiding, as I will NEVER ask for helpas I must give help, and not recieved it, my Father in Heaven helps me, and confounds the systems attempts to make me miserable, as I can't die, but I can have a shit time, but I enjoy it, as it build character. Bless you Gintel, a curse upon any who dislike you.

:P

The king of the British 5th Reich is highly amused

Dear agent Willis, my little foray into poverty ends at the end of this month.



I shall now begin training. Very soon I'll be back to 200 pounds, or 100kg.

I don't have to hide anymore. A beast am I.



I will also be returning to the chatroom, as the timeline has been adjusted again.

Dear Agent Willis.

Bless you.

I LOVE THIS FORUM.

Here we find our friends.
Here we read, laugh and mock.

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So bored.

I'm getting tired of this hiding thing. I wanna go pummeling with muh minions

HAMC =

Dear agent Willis

My hostility levels are growing,
Yes, more than before, you and yours however do amuse me. I love my new "job" where I get paid to drive a big 4x4, play with cool shit, and have a semi capable minion or two .

We need to find a way to make my employers lives less stressful. They need more clients. Some of the staff must die, without harming the company of course.
Louis is a problem. He is a little druggie shit. He offended my 'boss' . Great mercy and appreciation to those who assist us

I'm sure you have ways of greasing the gears. Tomorrow I go scout "the hills" residential estate, I shall test a borehole, on my own, I completed my traing in quarter of the expected time.

When the time comes, there are certain hoods, my orcs must consume, unimpeded. This is one of them. These "security" estates amuse me. They only have a boom Gaye, at the main entrance, easily blocked, I shall arrange the orcish tactics when it's time, those who survive the charnel house, will be saved by my Father, IE divine intervention, such is the nature of the assault. You lot are to do feckall until a day has passed, the fury of the orc is short lived, then they go back to their normal ways. Father will trigger their rage, with cosmic rays, as done in natal those months ago. Once the event has occurred, pull in, seize control, I shall "fight" you, and my orcs, but during the event, I shall do NOTHING.

it's still quite a while to go, but I like everything to be in order, I desire mass outrage. But I must remain without suspicion.

I look forward to it all, I imagine the smell will be delightful.

The ramifications are also greatly pleasing to me. O the shock the horror.

Let what happens to this land serve as an example.

"Do NOT fk with me"

Dear agent Willis.

Please tell uncle The Don,
That I appreciate him, he is an excellent front man, and jnr will replace Arthur Pendragon. 'king' Arthur has been demoted, and will serve jnr faithfully, or we feed him to the orcs.



Fuck you Arthur. And fuck you Morgana.
Servants they shall be. Morgana shall be an excellent chambermaid, or concubine, whatever jnr decides.

I put them both in his capable hands.



Merlin, belongs to me.

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Haha

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I must say thank you for the speedy unbans, soon as I got mo money I'll upgrade, your fkn dollars do not convert nicely into my mordor money, I'll see if I can get Barachiel to upgrade my account

Dear Agent Willis.

This forum reminds me of school.
The children were shit, but the staff treated me excellently.

Dear agent Willis!!
I just got a letter stating that the CIA approves of what I, telepath king, does!

Second list, second entry!

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Under English an simple gematria readout!

FK yeah! Love your guys work too!


"Cia Approves Of What You
Do Telepath King"

Wtf xD I mostly cause murder suicides xD

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Bwahaha

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Don't troll my boss!

K look I yam super fkn evil, but ja, I fkn love it

666

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:P

I have evolved again

Holy fkn shit Willis.
Art thou not MEGA impressed with my temperance, tolerance, patience, and, well, restraint,, I'm pretty sure you lot monitor my every move, and saw me pass that little meth head skraelingr I dislike so intensely, our eyes locked, he greeted me, but I'm , full of intent, I so easily could have lured him with a clippa (1x blue note, worth about 10 Dolla) gripped that little neck, and inserted my black blade into his abdomen a dozen times in under three seconds, thrown him over the nearest fence, and walked away like nothing happened,, I was so proud of me, all I said was "sooooOOON biatch" and walked away, but O mother glory it was close, I clutched my black bladed Smith an Wesson knoife in me hand, kept it in me pocket, and walked on, problem is, the little shit is a runner for the local druglord, who is friends with my dodgy brother in law, and they would have KNOWN it's me, I just know it. Also the logistics of arriving home with crimson fluids upon my work clothes, is unworkable at present, and I'm still , well , on a leash.

Who would have thought, I could be proud of me,for not offing someone.

What a good boy am i.

Bwahaha

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It just gets worse!

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Well fkn barachiel said I should reveal myself

Done.

:P

Oja, those stories about all the children I'm going to sire? Sorted, Lilith can just milk me, and I'll give the Nazis a bucket of semen.

Sorted.

Mwahaha it is written

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