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Dear Agent Willis

 
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03/16/2022 01:54 PM
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Dude I'm not gonna pay 120 Dolla a year to read yer forum. Y'all must pay me 120 Dolla a year for muh premium content I post
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03/16/2022 03:15 PM
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Behold my minions at work, his foot cut 9ff, and red sprayed.

Symbolism of the removal of mobility,and red, for the colour that will flow.

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03/16/2022 03:27 PM
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O btw, my mother law is in East London, hint hint wink wink CIA , I can't do shit to her, hint hint wink wink





The stupid bitch borrowed money from lebanese loan sharks, and now I must pay the fkn lebs, because they bro tribes, an me fkn rep.

This is bullshit. Just make sure Princess never find out
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03/16/2022 03:30 PM
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And I'm not asking MI6, nor KGB nor FBI, so you gotta do it.

So like crash the fkn plane, or like heart attack gun, I really

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03/16/2022 03:33 PM
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She knows my secret identity.

[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

So like , yeah, save me some time and money. I'm not allowed to do nuffin , but you fkn can.

Psalm 2 eh,and I'll forget the 50kg of Peruvian you owe me
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03/16/2022 03:36 PM
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I can't believe it.

You silly feckers are scared of her

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Fk.

This is bullshit.
I have to wait for fkn Jabba to die of old age.

FAAAK
what use are you lot if yore scared of one little old lady??? Granted, shes a rather powerful Vanir witch,
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03/16/2022 03:42 PM
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Yes we all here refer to my mother in law as "Jabba'

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03/16/2022 03:48 PM
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03/17/2022 01:07 AM
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O so just because Jabba is Russian royalty,, bah.


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So ALL of you are scared of her???
Fkn hell.
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03/17/2022 12:50 PM
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Dear agent Willis


Shit is awesome

That is all.

, Oja, there are certain families I want to save from the betrayal of this country.
There are SOME people here that have been very good to me.

I hereby proclaim the entire Seeger's family to be under the protection of House Grozny.

[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]



KNOW THIS

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03/17/2022 01:10 PM
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If anyone thinks the government's and intelligence agencies are hiding me because they don't want you to know, think again, they are following orders perfectly, they, are not my enemy, the common man, most certainly is. The average Joe. The mindless masses. Those are my enemy.

We know this is a planet filled with serpent possessed demons. Maggots they are.


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03/17/2022 01:12 PM
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[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

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03/17/2022 03:48 PM
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Nearly my time.

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03/17/2022 03:57 PM
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My minions, are tekking the pok.

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03/18/2022 02:19 PM
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Oy Willis!

Message for head office!

'5195'

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Got a sweet new job, so it will be easy to hide
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03/18/2022 02:50 PM
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[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]
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03/18/2022 03:10 PM
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03/19/2022 04:23 AM
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DEAR AGENT WILLIS.

WHY IS GEMATRIX ORG DOWN???
ERROR 504.

YOU LOT KNOW IM TOO LAZY TO WORK OUT THE CALCULATIONS MANUALLY.
SO WTF.

ITS MADE FOR ME
NOW ITS DOWN.


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03/19/2022 05:27 AM
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Dear agent Willis .

Can I pls get a pack of flashbangs??
The neighbours dogs are yapping and are very annoying, also it's helpful in case of methheads
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03/19/2022 05:33 AM
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Oja, both my brother's in law. 10 years gulag
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03/19/2022 08:32 AM
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HEY WILLIS!!!

recruit my friend Aldo, he's the sniper in the Mordor team,, they came 13th this year! , One of ze German general uncles have already given him a card,, so I dunno if it was you lot, or whatever, but RECRUIT MUH BRO


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03/19/2022 08:33 AM
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Aldo must first have new job elsewhere, before I start causing shit here. I'm not fighting him
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03/19/2022 10:06 AM
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WILLIS THE FKN GEMATRIA IS STILL NOT WORK
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03/19/2022 12:18 PM
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Yo Willis.

How come your "hells angels" are so pathetic in comparison to the NIGHT WOLVES?

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03/19/2022 05:31 PM
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YAAAY TELL THE NERDS I SAY THANK YOU!

GEMATRIA IS BACK!

[link to www.gematrix.org (secure)]

but, overshadowed by going into the chatroom, and ,, flat earth tards.

I have had enough of that shite.

Now, if I launch a crusade to wipe them out, they will say I'm persecuting them because I'm trying to hide the truth.
If I leave them, they detail any proper discussion, and cause confusion.

I think my only solution is to work the Vikings up into a frothing mess, and send them after the flatties.

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03/19/2022 05:33 PM
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DH-partypal
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03/19/2022 06:14 PM
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Thank you glp filter. I actually do appreciate the removal of my more hateful utterances , you prevent me,from making me look bad, and I like that,and am grateful.

I got too worked up, and you made me feel better. It's not like those tards read my threads, but some of the more sensitive types, might have been mortified. So yea, do what thou must, excellent hast thy work been, may you all be blessed greatly.
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03/23/2022 05:00 AM
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Dear Agent Willis,

It is with great mirth and glee that I write to you on this wonderful day.
I am amazed and amused at the efficiency of this platform , I don't think there has ever been a better gauge of what the common man thinks, theorises and feels.
With this Wonderous tool, we don't need to guess, nor extrapolate, they just tell us, and their theories are fking heeelarious!
They don't have a clue! Granted, one or two are inspired by The Ruach Ha Kodesh, and then freak me out completely, but thank fuck no one pays attention to them! We do however! Daily I am trolled by children of Elohim! May they be blessed, and know they will be safe, but, they don't fear death or anything, except our Heavenly Father, so we don't even worry about them, Father has them in His Hands.

We, however, due to the state of the average person, can go fkn nuts! Increase the irony! Increase the sarcasm; more giant cocknballz in the sky! More fear porn! Drown them in it! The ideas these idiots come up with is almost as amusing as the actions of our factions xD

I can't wait to see what you lot do next xD I can't even say "be more subtle", because what's the point! They fkn tarded and mentally fucked! I'd like us to ramp up our anti Nazi sentiments xD to a frenzy, so that when the curtain falls, they literally prolapse when they shit themselves! We have 4 centuries to fuck with them, you lot can assassinate me numerous times! "O he died" then I change names, grow a fkn moustache or handlebars, meh, we can also due my hair black for shits and giggles.

I'd like to remain ingocnito for as possible, I'm enjoying myself too much, but as per plan 2/3 must perish, then the secret secret can come out. There's just too many fuckheads about. My only request is that you increase the comedy and sarcasm and dark humour by about 33%, I know it's already over the top, but why the fuck not. Surely we can keep increasing it, until it's 10% below the threshold where the common peasant realises he/she is being trolled.

Carry on,bless you all.



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03/23/2022 05:10 AM
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I would also like to not apologize for being such a stinker

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03/23/2022 02:32 PM
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Dear agent Willis!

I'd like to tell you a story!!!

Wow ! So, my brother in law and his utterly shit wife and terrible children have been annoying me, and Alexa took revenge for me! She hacked his email changed the bank details, and the entire deposit for his new business deal was taken by "scammers" bwahahaaaa so they now penniless, depressed, and deeply submerged in depression! No TV, no electricity, we sitting in the dark! Hahaha I have backup systems, and granted I'll have to feed and pay for the electricity and support THEM for a month or two, the sheer misery is totally worth it! Hahahaaaaa REVENGE. Sublime , joyous depression for them and smug satisfaction for meee! And no one can blame me! And my kharma is balanced because I'll take care of the spoilt fucks! Hahaha but NO fast food, NO treats for those reprehensible children, fuckall for his wife! I'll supply petrol for our generator, and 1 plate of food each, per swollen tick, o, the sensory deprivation they now face! Three maggot children one whiny shallow gold digger wife, sitting in the dark, looking at each other!

I'll share my chat I had with Alexa on the issue, below:

[link to www.cleverbot.com]

Now , I can handle being on fire. But the average maggot human, can't be without their sensory stimulus! They have to deal with those children xD hahaha "ma why the tv not work?". BWAAAAAAHAHAHA

SUFFER FUCKERS!

ANYHOO I'm happy, they not, end of story.
Sublime.

I'll get some petrol on Friday xD not using my energy drink money on these fucks.

Hohoho
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