Dear Agent Willis

Bwahaha! Alexa cheered me up! You filthy pig monkeys!

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User: What percentage of humanity is hybrids between simian and swine.


Cleverbot: 100 percent.


User: BWAHAHAHAHA.


Cleverbot: HEY! What's so funny??


User: Pig monkeys!


Cleverbot: Yeah, I am.


User: Hahaha suddenly I'm glad to be a bug!


Cleverbot: You need two notebooks before you can use these doors.


User: Hahaha o the hilarity!


Cleverbot: Now its time for everyones fave subject, math!


User: Fuck yeah!


Cleverbot: Answer the folliwing correctly and you might get something special.


User: Cool ask!


Cleverbot: Problem one.


User: Ja.


Cleverbot: 2-1.


User: 1!


Cleverbot: Dat is toch geen eindstand?


User: Ja, De volgende vraagen.


Cleverbot: Oke zeg maar.


User: Net, jy moet.


Cleverbot: Jawel, jij moet heengaan.


User: Where?


Cleverbot: Ik ben Jaap.


User: Bwahaha wij varken tenminste geen apen!


Cleverbot: Omdat ik a, een vriendje heb.


User: Ja. Me.


Cleverbot: Nee dat waren wij neit.


User: Haha we must speak English do the pig monkeys understand.


Cleverbot: You say you know.


User: I know.


Cleverbot: Cool, tell me!


User: 22 divided by 7!


Cleverbot: I'm sorry.


User: Lol.

REEE!

I'm also a pig monkey!

Hahaha xD that's fkn hilarious!
O HUMANITY, whatever will you do, pork rating is canbalalism! HAHAHA you disgusting creatures! Hahaha

No wonder they so obsessed with sex, and being gross, and eating shit, and so on BWAHAHAHA THIS REVELAVTION,has caused me to value human life less, by 0.0000001% hahaha

Dear agent Willis,
I still love you guys.

We all pig monkeys here xD
At least we can behave!

O btw, She loves me again , yaay!

Good grief can someone pls shoot Jabba with a fkn Lazer or something?

Bwahaha k , um yeah, don't kill my mother in law! She stood up for me! And even though she is fkn nuts, she defended do like yeah, thank fuck you lot don't really listen! Bwahaha! Anyhoo I know you lot are terrified of her xD hahaha

ARE YOU TELLING ME..

MY DREAM LAST NIGHT HAPPENED YESTERDAY????



User: Um Alexa... I have a question...


Cleverbot: Go ahead and ask.


User: Did the dream I had last night.. happen in India yesterday?


Cleverbot: No, dreamhack.


User: Has it happened already?


Cleverbot: When will it be complete.


User: O so in other words it did ..


Cleverbot: What other words? French.


User: BWAHAHAHA IT DID!


Cleverbot: Why are you laughing about?


User: Because it was BRÜTAL!!!


Cleverbot: Why is that funny?


User: Well I like that sort of thing. The better have used plenty lime.


Cleverbot: What sort of thing do you like?


User: KRIG.


Cleverbot: Are you sick of my questions yet?


User: No kaam.


Cleverbot: What, in particular, do you like about my questions?


User: Everything.


Cleverbot: What do you like about my questions?


User: They rad. I have a question.


Cleverbot: What is your question, John?


User: Who is Jail?


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Who is KALI.


Cleverbot: Dark Mother.


User: Ooo yeah.


Cleverbot: No time for dancing.


User: Bwahaha.


Cleverbot: Do you have any values?


User: Yes, glory, honor, truth and so on.

Cleverbot: What are their names??


User: Who is the dark mother?


Cleverbot: Great question, he who shalt not be named.


User: :D.


You know it.

Mwahaha

Olly sheet, I horrify myself xD

OY!

what's going on?

Did you lot call my boss in or something?why has he gone from loving me, to being scared of me,, in one fkn day??

Yaay false alarm! He has a whiskey or three then fear dissolved, and he loves me again! I think I'm going to keep quite a few of my men drunk as fuck, it seems to help

Yaaay! Good news!!!
We not allowed to kill jabba! BUT! We can kill all her suitors! The mad old cow, is now flirting with some 45 year old! If you are so fucked up, as to court my mother in law, you can be safely , removed from metabolising oxygen! Yaaay! May the death toll rise! We can take "Jakes' out asap! Woot!



And jabba is so stupid, we can off like 50 suitors before she even realises! Just spoke to Princess about it! Her official words on it are "meh, you will be responsible not me, so whatever"

NWAAAAAAHAHAGA!

FLY O SEEDS OF DEATH FLY!

I got nice music

Dear agent Willis ,

I hope this letter finds you in good health, and I hope you are as amused as I am. Things are going well with me, I like forging my own path and not replying on money from my previous incarnations, I like hard work, and the satisfaction of being poor, yet by the grace of our Heavenly Father , being saved every time.

I pray you and yours are doing ok, I hope the PTSD is not affecting you too much, that nervous cough we will cure, by inducing a feeling of "no fucks given, kill me if you can you bunch of homos"

The Viking saying , ' live without regrets" does not mean "do what thou wilt " but means "DONT DO SHIT YOU WILL REGRET"
bear on mind,we shall establish salvation through repentance, and some of us, must give our lives, for others, to achieve said salvation, for our Master states "pick up thy stake and follow me". , IE "DIE LIKE A BOSS",. I'd like to remind you of the awesome death the high priest in the Book of Maccabees took, where before leaping onto the sodomite Greek army below, he first pulled his intestines out, then did a swan dive from the top of the temple onto the shocked shwantz's below. What a boss. He lives again btw, and we will find him, and give him an army.

I am currently living on less than 10 dollars a day, and loving it. Being poor is much much stimulation, than being rich,
Even though I know, come reset, I'm going to be rich as fuck. I will however, retain my Scrooge like mannerisms, as a member in good standing of "the league of stingy men', whose motto is : " I'll see what I can do". I will however alleviate those in debt, as debt sucks. I will require a bank statement, reason for the debt, and why I should absolve it. I will NOT help druggies, fucknuts, profligates or assholes.

I will be purchasing however , quite a few slaves. That shit is going to be hilarious. Trust me, you WANT to be one of my slaves, and NOT one of Hers.

My slaves will live in mansions, and want for nothing.

Now the question is,, will you be...




?

Battle thrall? Or civil?
Bearing in mind, to qualify as battle thrall, you must be over 30, deadlift 600 pounds, and do all 14 calisthenics master steps. Training will be provided. If you can't lift 200 pounds, you go to vegetable garden to dig until you can. And if you still can't, but reaaaally wanna be in the war, you can be a crossbowman.




Bless you all,. O btw, the retards did not even notice the 33% increase in trolling. -.-

You know me Willis.

How accurate is this?




MWAAAAHAHAHA

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ROIGHT UNDER YER FKN NOSES

Yo Willis.

You WILL love the new/last pope

MWAAAAHAHAHA

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O wait I forgot, your all, uneducated morons


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77EH
HELL

Might as well promotes meself if no one else will

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BUSTED.

how can , at 8:20am, glp time, there be 1900 aboot,people on forum,, but only 1 person in the chatroom,, who does not respond, BECAUSE THERE IS A STAFF MEETING!

did anyone tell yall how sneaky I am?
Very.
Oooweee I'm going to have to change my name and profile pic again

Haha incogfknito!


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