What happens if you walk into Xmas din and you saw this.

That type stuff turns me on so I would turn to the nearest female regardless if I'm related to her or not and make a whole where the p**** is and pump away

Thank God !!! I knew things were bad, but that if was true one might as well give up on the human race. (sigh)

You mean Xmas Din-Din? I would say well Ring a Ding Ding Ding.

simple, poop in the punchbowl wearing a MAGA hat, of course

LoL

Don't do PAGAN shit and I do NOT hang out with the dead people.

Looks like they are all getting ready for a full body orgy later

I wouldn't so the question is mute.

If those were ghillie suits it wouldn't surprise me at all.


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Crank the heat up and drink all their alcohol while they all overheated and steamed up.

Ok Karen…..

Egads! That’s my sister-in-law’s house!!!!

It would be a Monty Python skit, if they were still in the game.

I bet it isn't from a Saturday Night Live skit.

I always thought that show was pathetic compared to Monty Python.

Except for this sketch:

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More Cowbell!

It's like they are calling me.

My name in German means cowboy.

Literally "cowbell".

In old English, it simply means "king".

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"More Kuring!"

"Once my pants are on, I make gold records."

"I could have used a little more Kuring."

"Fill the space!"

"You're gonna want that Kuring on the track."

The way they react to the Cowbell, is the way they react to me.

"Give them more kuring."

"I've gotta have that kuring, Baby!"

Gold Plated Diapers?

Good comedy.

Sometimes things aren't revealed right away.

Don't Fear the Reaper, baby!

mad respect for the
makers

Gold Plated Diapers?

loaded to the gills

My own version of a silver spoon.

What does that even mean?

Are you with me in the Twilight Zone yet?

We could make Christmas music.

And, guys, you gotta rock it up.

You have to rock.

Pepperspray everyone and announce that you are conducting an impromptu respirator and goggle fitment test. :)

son of perdition?

Son of Ammunition.

I would scream and point to the window "Squirrel!!!".

Then run out the back door with the table cloth made into a sack with the entire Xmas Feast over the shoulder including the booze.

I would say "you are all fucking idiots" and leave.

Because most if not all woman are crazy

The kid on the front right side is eating his invisible food with his invisible utensils. Lmao. Seems in line with their thought processes.

Growing up in an Italian Catholic household. We used to go to midnight mass on December 24th. After the mass, we would have a midnight dinner of different types of fish including octopus, shrimp, and squid. This was followed by lasagna and/or spaghetti and meatballs. Then salad and desert...

So different European households may do the same... Eating at midnight for their Holy Dinner...

We also had a big feast on Christmas Day. Usually Turkey and various meats...

This can't be...it...it..just can't!

Well, first of all I'd laugh so hard I'd wind up sick to my stomach and have to leave.

Better than a trivax and a death certificate, still shitty though

Driving to your local grocery store is a thousand times more dangerous than the covid Boogeyman. What a scam. Maybe billions of you idiots should be done in by the va(c) or at least sterilized by it.

You're being scammed and excited by this fake plague and the holy communion va(c).

Stupid.