I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!

Best laugh I've had in weeks, thanks!

This reminds me of a couple of episodes of Jackass. In one, they covered the carpeting, in an apartment, with what looked like blood, with spatter all over the walls. Looked like a horrible murder scene. They called in carpet cleaners to see if the cleaning company could get it, lol. In the other, they dumped fake blood all over the interior of a car and brought it someplace to get it cleaned.

I just may type that up and Fax it to my doctor's office so he sees it in the morning.

I don't think they will take blood on a Sunday.


They're not paying overtime to collect blood.


I didn't read anything you wrote, but I doubt if any of it is true.

Was the bucket clean?

good one xDDD

Vampire the masquerade bloodlines pc game joke.

Yawn.

Next time attach a fly strip to the bail. It's more sanitary.

Great delivery.

Standing O face.

Thank you! My whole family got a good laugh out of this tonight.

God Bless you and Happy New Year!

She's hilarious and can cook food too!

Thanks you guys.

The replies on this thread are priceless, you're all so quick witted and good at making me almost pee my pants.

Why do you comment and make yourself look like a jackass if you didn't bother to read anything, LOL

Go back to sleep grandma

GLP HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!!!!!!!

Nope, thank you OP, at one time I had three text threads to friends going.. all of them busting a gut.

LOL

Good one. That just made my kids daily duck lunch buddy note. She is sort of shy, does not have a lot a friend and the school has the kids sitting every other chair. So, I have a rubber duck in her lunch bag that I change out with other characters but basically the duck has a note taped to it everything, an ongoing story and a or a joke about the duck's daily life in the lunch bag.




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The first one is difficult as hell.

There's two CDs, The past and the future. Few rarely play both. It says insert disc 2 after text rolls by.

Yes, love his humor!!! Keep it coming.

Lol that was pretty funny.

As you know I haven't really been on the past couple weeks.

I did log on for a couple minutes, made a couple posts in a thread a few days ago.

Haven't really had the time to post.

I've been busy with family and friends and traveling and doing things the past couple weeks.


I should be able to post regularly this week.

Hope you and everyone else had a wonderful Christmas and are having an awesome 2022.

now they got ur dna u retarded pile of shit

no one wants your jabbed blood retard

I just sent you some green...Im an 80yr old Indian Medicine teacher/artist and laying in bed with a fractured hip (50% mortality if you're over 60) hoping my sister gets here before my husband does the laundry as the last time he confused fabric softener with the soap...interesting result!

Anyhow I laughed for 2o minutes at this joke. Please put up on the main board if that possible...we all need a good laugh, God, that felt so good to laugh out loud.