LOL! You probably would hate Kauai then. There are wild chickens EVERYWHERE and they crow all day and night. You’re surrounded by them from the moment you exit the airport (have even seen them wandering through the baggage claim area). We’ve got a flock of at least 20 that hang out in our yard. 12 of them are outside right now begging for scraps. Little buggers are slick at sneaking in the house and stealing the cat’s food when we leave the door open.

Just do a YouTube search for “Kauai chickens”.