I AM A SPECIAL KIND OF ASSHOLE. ARE YOU?

One of the greatest songs of the modern era.

i did a ditch last week. used a backhoe ...like some kind of assshole.

Absolutely.

Released from jail..

"Deputy my shoes?"..

You werent wearing any..

"Again?"..

What a night..

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i did a ban imunity today. and was just banned off the mirror????



Last Edited by calamity john on 01/02/2022 02:17 PM

Huge.

Blackhole Sun huge..

OP ur a giant dildo

You can hear bitches whittle dildies to kill you today..

“Everything is ‘bottoms’ with you Americans.” — John Cleese

Is there any other kind?

oh you hurt my feelers, i mean feelings. :bugman:

can you troll a troll

maybe but it dont do much.

Last Edited by calamity john on 01/02/2022 02:35 PM

I like shrimp a little those have more fat thanks to water preasure...but in poor so dunno...

Yes but I prefer Motherfucker.

Deep down I’m a nice guy.

am that type of guy that puts used coffee grounds in doggie poop bags and leave them in random public places for peoples to discover...

Leary ripped off Bill Hicks

you wouldnt think so but anteaters taste way better than shrimp

yeah . but bill would never have put it in a song and the ptb killed hicks long before they let the most of us hear him.

if anyone doesnt know who bill hicks is. it must view type shit. and enjoyable.



Last Edited by calamity john on 01/02/2022 02:42 PM

that is next level awesome.

..sadly your mother couldn't quite get you to fully understand what she meant by "special", but just for clarity purposes this is what she meant...

Awesome..

Crank it..

Agreed lol..

Once you get em down..

Thats the tricky part..

that was what i was saying. but im glad you came here to explain it to those who didnt get the joke. my mother would tell me i was special everytime she would change my diaper until i was 23. thats when the nurse started doing it.