How Can Alec Baldwin Become An Even Bigger Scumbag?

Alec has surprised most of us with his ongoing mental
instability but let's try to get ahead of him. What
options are left for Alec to reach Peak Scumbag?

1) Goes "OJ Simpson" in a White Ford Bronco
2) Seeks political asylum with Snowden in Russia.
3) Blames his fake Spanish wife for giving him a real bullet.
4) Claims his kid pulled the trigger.
5) The "Rust" movie was a giant conspiracy against him.
6) Covers himself in gasoline and lights up in a Buddhist church
7) Coppertones himself and joins a South African commune.