I have to tell you this story...

There was once this old man named big D...

He was named this because he was senile and walk around his house with his bathrobe open...naked...and you know...any way...

Here comes this girl Tawnee and they told her his nickname...and EVERYBODY calls him that...behind his back...but when she met him she said hello big D...he looked at her like what did you call me?

then like 6 people started cracking up and couldn't stop...

She was like omg! and you guys suck and then she went out and hit the pipe because how fucking embarrassing...and she has not lived that one down till this day...

:P