Cookie Dough Can Explodes in Womans Vagina During Shoplifting!!! | |
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HeWhoKnows User ID: 80073000 United States 01/12/2022 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.” Quoting: Cebeij [link to now8news.com] There is something wrong when an American woman has to steal cookie dough while her children are with her. What is even wrong is for people on GLP to be joking about this. Notice the number 6 candle and sprinkles, it was most likely for one of her children's birthday. Lesson learned is that parents will do anything to make their children happy. This amazing act of courage and bravery to risk prison time to give her child a happy 6th birthday should inspire GLPers not make them LOL. F all those above who LOL'd at this lady. She's a hero to her children, especially the 6 year old. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60004392 United States 01/12/2022 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.” Quoting: Cebeij [link to now8news.com] There is something wrong when an American woman has to steal cookie dough while her children are with her. What is even wrong is for people on GLP to be joking about this. Notice the number 6 candle and sprinkles, it was most likely for one of her children's birthday. Lesson learned is that parents will do anything to make their children happy. This amazing act of courage and bravery to risk prison time to give her child a happy 6th birthday should inspire GLPers not make them LOL. F all those above who LOL'd at this lady. She's a hero to her children, especially the 6 year old. Your heroes are fucked in the head. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79082960 United States 01/12/2022 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.” Quoting: Cebeij [link to now8news.com] There is something wrong when an American woman has to steal cookie dough while her children are with her. What is even wrong is for people on GLP to be joking about this. Notice the number 6 candle and sprinkles, it was most likely for one of her children's birthday. Lesson learned is that parents will do anything to make their children happy. This amazing act of courage and bravery to risk prison time to give her child a happy 6th birthday should inspire GLPers not make them LOL. F all those above who LOL'd at this lady. She's a hero to her children, especially the 6 year old. Yeah there something wrong alright. Its WHERE IS THE DIMDOO DADDY ? Where the bomma money and biden bucks gone ? What no riots currently to overtly steal shit ? Fuck your pathetic sympathy and fuck this DIMDOO bitch . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80272575 United States 01/12/2022 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This woman has my respect. As I started to laugh at the many jokes of this thread I found myself falling into sadness for the compassionless authors and realized this woman is my hero, not you dumb boiuumers. I wish there was a giant vagina for stuffing useless boiuumers into. |
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Alabaster Braintrust
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User ID: 78212432 United States 01/12/2022 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | eeew but In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined: With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world, And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor. Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator. “Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.” – Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project |
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John Gaunt
User ID: 10924693 United States 01/12/2022 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.” Quoting: Cebeij [link to now8news.com] I suspect MacGyver is the store manager. It's his old 'Exploding-Cookie-Dough-in-the-Vagina' trick. JohnGaunt |
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User ID: 78212432 United States 01/12/2022 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity. Quoting: amplified2 That’s some big cavity How in the world did it fit? One of those nasty Pussy Riot skanks, in Russia, shoved an entire frozen chicken up her snatch, right in the grocery store, and then posted it online. In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined: With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world, And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor. Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator. “Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.” – Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project |
Vigilo ex Umbra
User ID: 75344083 Netherlands 01/12/2022 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity. Quoting: amplified2 That’s some big cavity It also doubles as a party tent and easy bake oven. She rents it out for house parties. The kids were waiting to get in and have birthday cake and cookies. — ANNIS RELIQUIT XXI |
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User ID: 78212432 United States 01/12/2022 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.” Quoting: Cebeij [link to now8news.com] There is something wrong when an American woman has to steal cookie dough while her children are with her. What is even wrong is for people on GLP to be joking about this. Notice the number 6 candle and sprinkles, it was most likely for one of her children's birthday. Lesson learned is that parents will do anything to make their children happy. This amazing act of courage and bravery to risk prison time to give her child a happy 6th birthday should inspire GLPers not make them LOL. F all those above who LOL'd at this lady. She's a hero to her children, especially the 6 year old. She's got three kids. I guarantee she's on welfare, food stamps and she's getting another 900. a month in the child tax care credit giveaway from the commies in DC. But, yeah, you go ahead and be a sucker and make out to be a sad hero. The bitch is teaching her spawn to be just like her. In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined: With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world, And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor. Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator. “Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.” – Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80571813 South Africa 01/12/2022 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Round these parts it's quite common for women to steal whole chickens using the same M.O. Liquor stores suffer huge losses owing to gaping vaginas. Most have had upward of 6 kids, so they can fit just about anything up there. Pity there aren't more intra-vaginal explosions... |
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