Cookie Dough Can Explodes in Womans Vagina During Shoplifting!!!

Alright.

another bun in the oven

buzzkill & robbin

Is this for real or is it satire?

I was close to throwing up with laughter at this part.
You couldnt make this shit up.

While they were doing cavity searches, did they find a ham up her ass?

It is just satire.

Someone made it up.

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That mug shot has circulated online since 2010.

Also, the next story on that site is also fake.
A man in Arkansas did not kidnap a baby and try to trade it for 15 Big Macs.

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Last Edited by JustmeTX on 01/12/2022 06:10 AM

Lol she had 2 other items in her vagina at the same time. Nasty

Gives a whole new meaning to "Easy Bake Oven".

I bet she was haemorrhaging lumps of Man made cottage Cheese from her Vagina from the Babby daddy all over the Shop floor

Last Edited by Dogsbollocks on 01/12/2022 06:08 AM

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+1,000,000


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Complete BS



Last Edited by JustmeTX on 01/12/2022 06:28 AM

Mommy, why do the cookies taste like sushi?

someone's bacon brownies

The baby story is 100% true. It was however whoppers not big macs.

Gross

But she did it for her kids

Thats's big risk to take

Partly heroic

Miz Kegel

The fact you have to ask, and couldn’t simply look at the other stories on that website like, “Cheetos to change their color to green to avoid association with Trump”, or “Man tries to trade kidnapped baby for 15 Big Macs” is exactly what’s wrong with the country today.

So many people are goddamn retarded they’re dragging the whole country down.

Except, they literally made that shit up.

Wait a minute!
In the US you can go to jail for stealing cookie dough but at the same time others can just grab stuff and leave, even smash everything with a sledge hammer and nothing happens?

Well that a new way to butter my muffins.

Can I get a Cooter Cookie?

scuzzy buns now with more chlamydia

depends on state. if its blue steal less than $900.00 if its a red state don't steal

"they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the"



old family recipe?

Those tube style cookie dough are like a baseball bat. Not a virgin I'm guessing.

Both laws are really weird. Stealing for 899 $ with no consequences and going to jail (and have a permanent criminal record that practically screws ou for life) for stealing stuff that's worth 5 $.

HaHa, yeah i guess they did.