Just look on the bright side, OP. You can always become a criminal theologian and the new Rasputin. It's trending now.

Isaiah 10

1Woe unto them that decreed unrighteous decrees, and that wrote oppression which they have prescribed;

2To turn aside the needy from judgment, and to take away the right from the poor of my people, that widows may be their prey, and that they may rob the fatherless!

3But what will ye do in the day of visitation, and in the desolation which shall come from far? to whom will ye flee for help? and where will ye leave your glory?

4Without me they shall bow down under their own prisoners, and they shall collapse under the slain. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.