To be read in Fauchi voice...

We need vaccine...a super vaccine. A vaccine in the shape of a huge penis. That way it is certain to get into all the cracks and crevices the covid 19 virus hides in. I know, from a medical, and scientific perspective, that I would personally trust taking the penis vaccine in my body. I would allow it into my anus...my mouth...and any other place the corona 19 virus attacks. This is science and I am science. If you attack my penis shaped vaccine, and by the way, I would call it the phallus, you are attacking science.

The phallus is safe and effective. I have tested it on myself and it's quite nice, to be honest.