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I can't find any god damned half and half!

 
SydarthaFakeCameo

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01/14/2022 11:43 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I feel guilty I have some in my fridge lol but I'd zap it to you if I could.
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01/14/2022 11:44 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Blame people like yourself who admittedly swallowed multiple loads of covid plandemic hoaxes.
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The sickness is real. The government just ran with it and hospitals lied about too many cases because of money.
Justme C'est Moi

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01/14/2022 11:45 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Braums order half and half online $2.79 a pint.


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 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Bump.

Found your god damned half and half! :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Logic escapes me.
I found your god damned half and half.

Do I have to vent the plasma from the Galileo and ignite it?
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01/14/2022 11:46 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try Grass-Fed Butter in your Coffee and never look back.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 11:46 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Would unsalted butter work in a pinch?
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Good keto hack. Butter in coffee is actually decadent. I was into some bonners coconut oil in the coffee for a bit. That stuff is delicious
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try Grass-Fed Butter in your Coffee and never look back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72497887


Yep
Scott42001

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01/14/2022 11:47 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I use heavy cream in my coffee. Just two teaspoons make my coffee taste great.
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I told my wife I would give her some heavy cream for her coffee.....she wasn't amused..oh well.
CoffeeDoom

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01/14/2022 11:48 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I know!! I finally scored some this week and bought 3 just to have on hand! That, and heavy cream. WTH?
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Let's see if this one gets banned or muted or any other form of Cship :)
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 11:49 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Let's see. Half and Half is half cream and half milk.....
Not too hard to replicate. Unless you are OP and having a panic attack.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 11:50 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Pet Condensed Milk
works pretty well (tastes better I think).
It's what we used in the 60s.
Emergency Patriot Hologram

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01/14/2022 11:50 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Did seriously no-one comment what that half `n half means on the street?

No, I've never had or solicited it. But I did play GTA San Andreas.

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01/14/2022 11:53 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I can't get heavy cream. ugh
 Quoting: Advil


yeah it's all gone too
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Nope.

buy it all the time at WM
crediblock

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01/14/2022 11:54 AM
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if coffee was meant to be drank with milk ...
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:01 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
They've been out since Christmas.

Damned shortages...
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Not in our state. Stores full of dairy products.
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01/14/2022 12:01 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Let's see. Half and Half is half cream and half milk.....
Not too hard to replicate. Unless you are OP and having a panic attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73288091


OP is trying to stir up conflict.
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01/14/2022 12:01 PM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I know you’re angry but why take God’s name in vain?
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He used a lower case "g"
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Minnie Kitty

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01/14/2022 12:02 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
go to your local stop & rob and steal a bunch from the coffee service
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:03 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Surprisingly, the Target grocery has the best stock of H&H and heavy cream in this area of Florida. And the best prices too. Paid $3.59 for a quart of heavy cream. Even Sam's Club was out of fuckin' neavy cream. The kicker is that one of the major national suppliers of private label cream products (plant # 12-500 Sunshine State Dairy Farms LLC) is an hour drive away, but can't hardly find the shit!
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01/14/2022 12:04 PM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try Grass-Fed Butter in your Coffee and never look back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72497887


$11 for 4 sticks here.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:05 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
you guys have Lidl or Aldi?
 Quoting: wattsun


That's where I do my shopping. Lidl mostly. Always stocked full of heavy whipping cream and half and half among other things
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:10 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
If you have whole milk and heavy cream on hand, you can make half-and-half. Using a measuring cup, simply combine 3/4 cup whole milk and 1/4 cup heavy cream (aka whipping cream). Use this mixture just as you would if you had half-and-half, like mixing it into a cup of coffee or tea or churning homemade ice cream.
InfiniTea

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01/14/2022 12:10 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Is this a sort of thing that is available at cheese stores or a butcher shop?
Justme C'est Moi

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01/14/2022 12:13 PM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Is this a sort of thing that is available at cheese stores or a butcher shop?
 Quoting: InfiniTea



If you are butchering the cow to get the cream, you are doing it wrong. :)

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 01/14/2022 12:13 PM
Justme
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01/14/2022 12:14 PM
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I get raw milk delivered and skim about two cups of raw cream off each gallon. One time they must not have stirred and I got 2/3 gallon of cream in each gallon. I froze it for later.
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El Bronson

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01/14/2022 12:14 PM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
you better put some water on that damn shit......use water it won't hurt.
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Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:15 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


plenty of it in midwest, but prices are double from last year.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:16 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


You put that shit in your Gaterade?
Arkansassy

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01/14/2022 12:16 PM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Go bulletproof. Butter or a mix of butter a coconut oil and whip it with one of those electric latte milk frothers.
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Prayandprepare000

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01/14/2022 12:16 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You are so not ready for what is coming.

You better get ready to be thankful for some soybeans and ground field corn.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 12:18 PM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Crying conservatives makes me smile. boohoo





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