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I can't find any god damned half and half!

 
Red John
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LIGHT CREAM OR HEAVY CREAM WITH A TOUCH OF WATUH 'IS' HALF N HAFF. MAS O MENOS...MOSTLY...MOST-LY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77845998


not water

read the ingredients for 1/2 & 1/2

it's: cream and milk

not cream and water


buy a quart of cream and a quart of milk

mix em in a jug

voila 1/2 & 1/2

not identical though becuase
straight milk has extra stuff added

1/2 & 1/2 has no additives
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Same here. SD
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New Zerohedge article.

“Conspiracy site owner cant find half and half.”
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
That's good, now you won't be able to drink that shit. Expect your body to recalibrate now due to lack of daily puss sludge in your acidic coffee...try baking soda instead...it'll turn your coffee alkaline...then eventually you will hate coffee altogether and give that up too. Get yourself a nice b12 supplement and bam you will be feeling great.

Tl;Dr fuck dairy anyways.

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
LIGHT CREAM OR HEAVY CREAM WITH A TOUCH OF WATUH 'IS' HALF N HAFF. MAS O MENOS...MOSTLY...MOST-LY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77845998


not water

read the ingredients for 1/2 & 1/2

it's: cream and milk

not cream and water


buy a quart of cream and a quart of milk

mix em in a jug

voila 1/2 & 1/2

not identical though becuase
straight milk has extra stuff added

1/2 & 1/2 has no additives
 Quoting: Red John


DAMM. YER RIGHT. OP IZ FUCT THEN.
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This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


The only cream cheese available in my area is the plain blocks. No flavored, garden veggie, chive and onion, etc...

Been that way for a couple weeks, now.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You could get some milk and get some cream.

pour 1 part milk 1 part cream into your coffee or whatever you use it for.
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New Zerohedge article.

“Conspiracy site owner cant find half and half.”
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NOT OWNUH. CONSULTANT.
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I keep hearing about these shortages and I am not seeing them in Seattle. There might be a few things, but most shelves are full.
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I can't get heavy cream. ugh
 Quoting: Advil


yeah it's all gone too
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THESE R THE DAYS THAT TRY MENS' SOULS..
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Take whipping cream, 1/2 cup, combine with half a cup of milk, shake, and you have half and half. :)
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This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Why don’t you get a cow.
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If it has nipples you can milk it.

Talk to your cat!


...

Or just suck it up.

Black no sugar.
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New Zerohedge article.

“Conspiracy site owner cant find half and half.”
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lol

clearly I'm not alone!
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Do you have a local delivery service?

I use Royal Crest here in Colorado, fresh dairy and meat on my doorstep at 4am

I get Half and half, bacon, sausage, milk, and heavy cream through them every week
 Quoting: javierruizleon


damn

sounds amazing

wish I had something like that around here
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I was at a schnucks yesterday here in mid mid Missouri and they had an aisle that was empty of all goods and they filled it with Keebler crackers the little packages that are mixed with peanut butter. I'm gonna go back and take a picture of it I'll post it this afternoon very weird.
Apparently those little elves are still in business.

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
It looks like you will have to make your own... I know that cream floats to the top... but maybe this in a cup of black coffee:

- A little light / heavy cream
- A little milk.

Stir well.

coffeecup
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Jusmebbe stop cussin?

This might be the time to respect hunger

Mightbenuff cholesterol inside your circulatory system to feed you till beach bod season, but first, y'd hafta feel hungry...and then hold that position.

Interesting proposition.
Specific cream/milk product NOW or curse Creation?
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Can you get light cream? Technically it's just half milk, half cream so that might work. You can also make your own heavy cream substitute with butter and milk although I'm not sure how well it would work in something like coffee.
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Try using evaporated milk not the same but close.
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Or even try almond mik
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too many chemicals and fake flavorings, makes the coffee taste awful
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you guys have Lidl or Aldi?
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You only add stuff to coffee because you know it tastes like CKP pooping problem.
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I feel ya.
I dont mind 2% when I'm out but 10% cream is the way to go
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
you can make a very nice coffee creamer out of one quarter cup RAW cashews, sugar, half a teaspoon of salt, a teaspoon of vanilla, and a quart of water. zip it up in a high speed blender for 3 minutes.

Cashews store well, so they're part of my longer term food rotation. You can make all sorts of great stuff with them.
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who pins this crap!?
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This is the prepared group???


I quit coffee and nicotine last year. Easier to quit then to prep. When the collapse happens don't be body dependent on things you can't control.
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damn.

as soon as its available you should order a pallet

speaking of pallets.. how much TP you got left?

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imdrinkingcoffeewithcreaminitrightnowticklemybhalls
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Black coffee is actually better for you.
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This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Go to circle k fill up a polar pop cup with half and half. Check out for $0.79. home to fridge
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
They've been out since Christmas.

Damned shortages...
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


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