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I can't find any god damned half and half!

 
Sabrina Does Not Comply

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You should buy a cow and start squeezing. Make sure it's a female (cow) and not a bull, otherwise your coffee is going to taste funny.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
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Anyone know what the recipe is for half and half?

I’m thinking it is half of one thing and half of another. But that is just a wild ass guess on my part.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Or even try almond mik
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vomit
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Agreed.

Won't work in coffee
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Jusmebbe stop cussin?

This might be the time to respect hunger

Mightbenuff cholesterol inside your circulatory system to feed you till beach bod season, but first, y'd hafta feel hungry...and then hold that position.

Interesting proposition.
Specific cream/milk product NOW or curse Creation?
 Quoting: Lost Pottawatomie


lol

the cholesterol myth is overrated and over abused

food cholesterol has negligible impact on blood level cholesterol

you could eat 4,000 boiled eggs in one sitting and not raise your blood cholesterol by any measurable amount

high LDL count is stress disease and has zero to do with diet

LDL and Adrenaline go together

every time you get an adrenaline dump or rush
LDL is also dumped into the bloodstream

adrenaline for fight or flight quick responses mentally and physically
LDL is the fuel for the fight of flight

the adrenaline dissipates
LDL doesn't just dissipate, it must be "used" as fuel
or it sits around and goes stale / rancid in the bloodstream
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01/14/2022 10:01 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You should buy a cow and start squeezing. Make sure it's a female (cow) and not a bull, otherwise your coffee is going to taste funny.
 Quoting: Sabrina Does Not Comply


Make sure it’s a Jersey.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
imdrinkingcoffeewithcreaminitrightnowticklemybhalls
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IT HAS THAT PHOSPHATE STUFF IN IT..SHIT. YICK!
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try organic milk. Expensive but I can buy a month's worth of milk and it doesn't go out of date. Unopened stuff is good for 3 months.
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...


yeah it's all gone too
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..I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS 'THAT' BAD... LOOK INTO ORGANIC GROCERY STORES. ASK AROUND AT FARMERS MARKETS. BUY DIRECT FROM THE COMPANIES AND FREEZE MOST OF IT. GOOD LUCK, AGENT. CAPMAN.
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THESE R THE DAYS THAT TRY MENS' SOULS..
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You should buy a cow and start squeezing. Make sure it's a female (cow) and not a bull, otherwise your coffee is going to taste funny.
 Quoting: Sabrina Does Not Comply

LOL

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01/14/2022 10:03 AM

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It is the final un-named sign of the final pockilips....Trin, if you can't find any there, come to sparkle city SC we have only been out of half and half once since thie whole sordid affair started. I thought I was going to die, have you ever had to resort to fucking Starbucks punkin spice and peppermint in your coffee? I couldn't see after after one sip... Death to all.... Allah Clarkbar....
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Black coffee is actually better for you.
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ch0b1ts

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
There was only 4 cartons of Half & Half at the Safeway here in Arlington VA, so I got one of the last in stock this morning.

Also, the 7 Eleven I stop at for coffee on my way to work has been completely out of creamer for about two weeks.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
[link to www.walmart.com (secure)]

order 4 boxes to get past the minimum shipping rule.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Go to circle k fill up a polar pop cup with half and half. Check out for $0.79. home to fridge
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Or if you are more honest...the large coffee cup. Get two. They can't control the mix of coffee and cream you out in your coffee technically right? I used to make a huge iced coffee in the polar pop cup
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You could also get the powdered creamer in the coffee aisle.
Sabrina
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Making white Russians dude?
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Tip, go to McDonalds. Order two large coffee with ten cream on side each. Your welcome!
Mangia

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
New Zerohedge article.

“Conspiracy site owner cant find half and half.”
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lol

clearly I'm not alone!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I had Chobani Oat Milk, it is surprisingly close to cream taste and constitancy. And I love cream in my coffee, hell sometimes I use whipping cream. Nothing will ever replace cream through. And soy makes me gassy, besides I'd never live down being a soy-boy. rockon
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


You need to lose weight anyway
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01/14/2022 10:11 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Jusmebbe stop cussin?

This might be the time to respect hunger

Mightbenuff cholesterol inside your circulatory system to feed you till beach bod season, but first, y'd hafta feel hungry...and then hold that position.

Interesting proposition.
Specific cream/milk product NOW or curse Creation?
 Quoting: Lost Pottawatomie


lol

the cholesterol myth is overrated and over abused

food cholesterol has negligible impact on blood level cholesterol

you could eat 4,000 boiled eggs in one sitting and not raise your blood cholesterol by any measurable amount

high LDL count is stress disease and has zero to do with diet

LDL and Adrenaline go together

every time you get an adrenaline dump or rush
LDL is also dumped into the bloodstream

adrenaline for fight or flight quick responses mentally and physically
LDL is the fuel for the fight of flight

the adrenaline dissipates
LDL doesn't just dissipate, it must be "used" as fuel
or it sits around and goes stale / rancid in the bloodstream
 Quoting: Red John


The real problem is actually plant lectins.

The lectins cause inflammation and damage vessel walls, and cholesterol builds up and calcifies at the sites.

No plant lectins = No hardening of the arteries.

It's that simple.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You could also get the powdered creamer in the coffee aisle.
 Quoting: Sabrina Does Not Comply


Not to be mean, but next to half and half with an teaspoon of brown sugar, (Dark of course, no discriminating here) the powdered stuff is like drinking non-fat milk, its the right color but something ain't right about that shit... LOL
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I would find your local farm stores. The are a godsend in times like these.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
don't you live on a peninsula? I'm in a land locked state, I can't even walk across the room without tripping over a dozen cartons of half and half.
Lost Pottawatomie

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Jusmebbe stop cussin?

This might be the time to respect hunger

Mightbenuff cholesterol inside your circulatory system to feed you till beach bod season, but first, y'd hafta feel hungry...and then hold that position.

Interesting proposition.
Specific cream/milk product NOW or curse Creation?
 Quoting: Lost Pottawatomie


lol

the cholesterol myth is overrated and over abused

food cholesterol has negligible impact on blood level cholesterol

you could eat 4,000 boiled eggs in one sitting and not raise your blood cholesterol by any measurable amount

high LDL count is stress disease and has zero to do with diet

LDL and Adrenaline go together

every time you get an adrenaline dump or rush
LDL is also dumped into the bloodstream

adrenaline for fight or flight quick responses mentally and physically
LDL is the fuel for the fight of flight

the adrenaline dissipates
LDL doesn't just dissipate, it must be "used" as fuel
or it sits around and goes stale / rancid in the bloodstream
 Quoting: Red John


I'm laughin from bein' built like a whip, but that's been a longtime life choice.

I crave cream. It's good heavy food.

But I've never understood the imperative of hunger that leads to such suffering after gluttony.
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01/14/2022 10:14 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Got some at Publix. Stock was low and they had a sign advising of anticipated shortages.

I've considered ordering powdered cream as a back up.
Justme C'est Moi

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01/14/2022 10:14 AM

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Nobody here likes Braums?

Seriously?
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Lost Pottawatomie

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01/14/2022 10:15 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Is this a cooking emergency, or a coffee emergency?
Giwani-Mek

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Would unsalted butter work in a pinch?
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Once you go black, you never go back!
Sabrina Does Not Comply

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Making white Russians dude?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75697251


I heard that White Russians and Benadryl cured Omicron.

OMG, does Trinity have Omicron!!
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