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I can't find any god damned half and half!

 
Just another Darkstorm

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
You could also get the powdered creamer in the coffee aisle.
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Not to be mean, but next to half and half with an teaspoon of brown sugar, (Dark of course, no discriminating here) the powdered stuff is like drinking non-fat milk, its the right color but something ain't right about that shit... LOL
 Quoting: Just another Darkstorm


Well we might have to make some sacrifices during the Book of Revelation End Times!

But I draw the line at black coffee. That's just a bridge too far.
 Quoting: Sabrina Does Not Comply


You are sooooooooooooooooooooooo right. I drink fairly strong coffee and it takes out some of the bite. Creates a more complex flavor, and removes any bitterness. :)
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Time to go full black. Your coffee will thank you.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Evaporated milk or condensed.

Jamaica uses condensed.
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IT HAS COME DOWN TO THIS...NOT BAD ALTERNATIVES...CAN LIVE WITH IT.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Milk the neighbor's cat. :)
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
People complain about coffee while lumber has gotten so out of hand I couldn't make rent this month. It gets crazier by the day. We do have cream products on the shelves however.
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I am sorry for you not making rent, and of course this is a light-hearted rant about coffee preferences while there are indeed bigger problems at hand.

I hope for you that something good should come your way.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Get some sweetened condensed milk and make your own.

Damn, even the so called smart ones are freaking out.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


You might be able to find the small liquid half and half creamers in a box next to the coffee. It's better than nothing. Also try dollar general. They have a small cold section.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I used to shop for cheap. I have now moved on to

ISLAND RULES.(for when you can't find it right away)


If you find it, better get it now.

Anything that you couldn't find, if you happen to find it, buy it regardless of price if you really need it.

Find ways around what you can't get. That includes substitution, fabricating items and doing without.

Try to have redundancies.

Don't take anything for granted.
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Ok?
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01/14/2022 10:50 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I cannot find Oat milk.

Do you know how hard it is to milk an oat without tools?
Mangia

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01/14/2022 10:52 AM

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https://imgur.com/sfpoHPX
Justme C'est Moi

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01/14/2022 10:54 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Search for a local dairy.

[link to www.dshs.texas.gov (secure)]

I think the supply chain is the issue.

Go straight to the farm and there should be plenty.

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try condensed milk.
Shake the can first, then use a knife or screwdriver to punch two holes, one small, one larger to pour.
M R E

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
good Coffee shouldn't need to be doctored with Cream/milk and
Sugar!!

peace
would rather have it & not need it then need it & not have it
Justme C'est Moi

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01/14/2022 10:55 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
good Coffee shouldn't need to be doctored with Cream/milk and
Sugar!!

peace
 Quoting: M R E


Depends on what you want.

There is some sort of incredible magic that happens with a very dark roast harsh coffee, blended with some steamed milk.
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01/14/2022 10:56 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I use heavy cream in my coffee. Just two teaspoons make my coffee taste great.
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Just 2? Lightweight. ;)
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
I always used half and half until I tried heavy cream. No going back lol.

But evaporated milk is great in coffee. It's what my grandparents always used and I started out with it myself.
I keep a few cans "just in case".
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Have plenty up here in NWIA, 1/2 1/2 and Heavy Cream......when everything collapses Im not sure how im gonna survive without it.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Been looking for two weeks here Western NC all there is is chemical fake shit or soy/oat garbage. I’ve just been using whole milk for coffee, but wanted to find some heavy cream for the snow storm coming to make a good hot chocolate
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01/14/2022 10:58 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


What Is a Substitute for Half and Half?
Since we now know that half and half is equal parts milk and cream, we can make a substitute. Get a liquid measuring cup, fill it to the 1/2 cup line with whole milk and then add heavy cream to the 1 cup line. You just made a substitute for half and half.
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What ya making, a quiche?

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
This shit is pissing me off!

Every store is out!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I gave this some more thought and the government may be storing up milk fat in preparation for something. They could pass out loves of vitamin fortified milk fat and keep people alive for along time off that, at least the ones that are not killed off by the vax that they will need as slaves in the new world order.
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01/14/2022 11:01 AM
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I know you’re angry but why take God’s name in vain?
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Not good to curse. Bad mojo.
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01/14/2022 11:02 AM

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
They've been out since Christmas.

Damned shortages...
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Land O'Lakes Half & Half

Due to business challenges posed by the pandemic, this product is experiencing service disruptions. Please look for it to be back in stores in early 2022. We know it’s frustrating when we can’t find a favorite product and we appreciate your patience as we work through this difficult time. Please call 1-800-878-9762 if you have additional questions.

[link to www.landolakes.com (secure)]

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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Biden did that for ya Trin. Keep on shilling.
 Quoting: Rick Deez Nuts


I don't fucking shill for Biden..

Fuck Biden!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Calm down. You need some chamomile tea and some deep breathes. Take a walk on the beach.
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01/14/2022 11:03 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
PERHAPS SHOULD GO TO 'CREAM-FEST' '22?!
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01/14/2022 11:03 AM
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
Try milk and a tiny bit of unsalted butter, it's different but not bad!
 Quoting: Bittersweet


Butter is really good in coffee. Even in tea.
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Re: I can't find any god damned half and half!
then they came for the lactoferrin

and glp pinned a thread about it
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01/14/2022 11:07 AM
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When the idiots were worried about toilet paper and food, the peanut shelves were full, the frozen meats were full....all the while the pop tarts, chips...junk food aisles were empty....DUMB mother fuckers!
Terrebonne

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01/14/2022 11:09 AM

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Then they came for the lactoferrin,

and GLP pinned a thread about it.

glp
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^^^
THIS


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