UPDATED: I lost my phone who can help me find it? Let see if you have any psychic abilities:)

Nope

Its near a brown leather sofa

Shanaynay took it out of your slovenly jacket at Walmart.

I did…nope

I see a brown horse.

On the floor, in a closet, leaning up against some shoes.

Please look there again?

Nope

You shipped it

Trayvon grabsmeedat'ed it while you were plucking your nose.

IT WAS ON TOP OF THE CAR, OR TAILGATE, AND FELL OFF INTO A DITCH AT END OF DRIVEWAY NEAR A CORNER.

JUST A GUESS.

Nope

... or ...

there is no phone.

Nope

Yes. It's wedged between your driver's seat and center console.

Nope

Next to some books, by the window.

outdoor work area viewable from a living room window, wheelbarrow and bench, black phone somewhere near there, maybe to left of barrow/bench on a sort of woodchip path or yard?

But I also saw a hand holding the phone....

Use your Find My Phone feature.

If you don't have one, then this is the consequence of not being able to track your phone.

You've learned your lesson, so go get an modern phone ya moran

or don't

Try by the toilet lol behind it or something….bathroom

i also saw that at first, someone standing holding a phone in a house with small square dining table and a window looking out onto quite a nice sunny yard with a wheelbarrow

Nice try: but nope:)

Nope.

You dropped it by a door - metal/silver/white - to the right side of the door, maybe fell out of pocket in dirt/grass.

There is something small and red near this location. Could be planters on either side of door, either inside or outside of door. Also two square 'somethings' to left of door.

Behind somewhere there are a bunch of wires or like behind fridge .. or someone elses house or establishment.

Here is a simple trick that always works for me:

Close your eyes, picture your phone, and say REACH over and over and then go where you feel inclined to go.

I know it sounds loopy, but for some reason, the word REACh activates your brain and you do know on a deep level where your phone is. Your brain does know--so you need to activate it.

It's called a switchword.

Look in your freezer/fridge

You were under your house and the phone slipped out and nestled under a bit of vapor barrior. You thought it was gone but you called the number from your landline upstairs and heard a tiny sound from under the house. Then you went down and found it.