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URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?

 
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URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
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01/14/2022 03:03 PM

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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
Lube and I wouldn’t call it a squeeze per say
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
First, the horsey is pulped with rotating knives. The chopped up horse is then compressed into paste with huge hydraulic presses.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
Yea it's not really a squeeze it's more of a back and forth motion.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
It's got to be squeezed into very thick and viscous paste. The user has to inject the paste up the ass, and you don't want the horse paste running down your legs.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
u have to tongue its ass while ur hold on to its BBC then squeeezzzeeeeee


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01/14/2022 03:09 PM
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
it's more of a massage than it is a squeeze



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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
u have to tongue its ass while ur hold on to its BBC then squeeezzzeeeeee


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78815212


Wouldn’t it be BHC?
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
Hard brother, you got to squeeze real hard, hard as one can in fact.

This hard…

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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
First, lock the plastic knob in place for the correct dose, and then press hard. It seems to require a firm push each dose. Just make sure the plastic lock knob is fully locked into place first, so that you dont empty the entire tube by accident.

And for covid, I take it after consuming a meal having a high fat content (30-40 grams fat) such as from foods like cheese, cheese pizza, spoonfuls of mayo/peanut butter etc.
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Ask jimmy


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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
First, lock the plastic knob in place for the correct dose, and then press hard. It seems to require a firm push each dose. Just make sure the plastic lock knob is fully locked into place first, so that you dont empty the entire tube by accident.

And for covid, I take it after consuming a meal having a high fat content (30-40 grams fat) such as from foods like cheese, cheese pizza, spoonfuls of mayo/peanut butter etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81858432


Someone must have forgotten to place the plastic knob back on the horse, there is no plastic anywhere…
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
I did not think you had to squeeze
It just comes out naturally a few times a day
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
First, lock the plastic knob in place for the correct dose, and then press hard. It seems to require a firm push each dose. Just make sure the plastic lock knob is fully locked into place first, so that you dont empty the entire tube by accident.

And for covid, I take it after consuming a meal having a high fat content (30-40 grams fat) such as from foods like cheese, cheese pizza, spoonfuls of mayo/peanut butter etc.
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This guy deworms!
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From my friend ask Rachel maddow
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
just put a bucket under its asshiding
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
5a
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01/14/2022 09:07 PM
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Very graphic warning lol

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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
The stallions produce the horse paste. A long, steady stroke on the dispenser between the rear legs will suffice
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01/14/2022 09:13 PM
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
You yank the tail and it comes right out.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
Don't squeeze it. Jerk it.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
You all got it wrong. You must suck the paste out.
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01/15/2022 08:37 AM
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bump
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
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 Quoting: Darkside Cookies


My daughter is a horse expert. She says insert hay in one end, no squeezing is needed, it will pop out the other end. Just scoop and use as needed.
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01/15/2022 08:47 AM
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
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 Quoting: Darkside Cookies


My daughter is a horse expert. She says insert hay in one end, no squeezing is needed, it will pop out the other end. Just scoop and use as needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80621322


Your daughter is an expert at collecting horse paste?

No, I don’t want to see the video.
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Re: URGENT - How hard do you squeeze the horse to get the horse paste?
I’d let this guy do it instead of my daughter.






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