Russia has a EBS going off no pin just letting everyone know

Any update

I've been waiting 2 weeks forever for the EBS to go off in USA. Trump to the rescue.

All this promise of tanks surrounding White House with Biden and Obama being dragged out of the White House in handcuffs.

Putin will take Ukraine after all he has Hunter Biden laptop.

Hunter Biden is working on his next artwork with launch codes to sell to China for a few million.

Build Back Better!

I heard it was Russian hookers practicing their watersports that set of a tsunami buoy...

Do they identify as "they" tho? Or are they a unified polydynamic monad of alters, which identifies as an "I," so did you commit microagressions using the word "they" in "their" I mean "our" I mean "You's" presence.

The extent to which this is more than just gibberish shows how far down the insanity route we have been driven.

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Meanwhile, in Russia:

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Yeah. Define initials before using them.

But has the Russin "buzzer" gone off the air? If so the world is some real shit.

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Oops, Russian.

More nothingburgers

24h of this stupid pin makes glp look very bad

Two more weeks.

It is warning to citizens of Khazahstan capital of ongoing anti terrorist operation

It is warning to citizens of Khazahstan capital of ongoing anti terrorist operation

This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country may be attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage may be high. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own house.
Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away. By leaving your homes you could be exposing yourself to greater danger.
If you leave, you may find yourself without food, without water, without accommodation and without protection. Radioactive fall-out, which follows a nuclear explosion, is many times more dangerous if you are directly exposed to it in the open. Roofs and walls offer substantial protection. The safest place is indoors. Make sure gas and other fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished. If mains water is available, this can be used for fire-fighting. You should also refill all your containers for drinking water after the fires have been put out, because the mains water supply may not be available for very long.
Water must not be used for flushing lavatories: until you are told that lavatories may be used again, other toilet arrangements must be made. Use your water only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. Water means life. Don't waste it.
Make your food stocks last: ration your supply, because it may have to last for 14 days or more. If you have fresh food in the house, use this first to avoid wasting it: food in tins will keep.
If you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given, stay in your fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out. When the immediate danger has passed the sirens will sound a steady note. The "all clear" message will also be given on this wavelength. If you leave the fall-out room to go to the lavatory or replenish food or water supplies, do not remain outside the room for a minute longer than is necessary.
Do not, in any circumstances, go outside the house. Radioactive fall-out can kill. You cannot see it or feel it, but it is there. If you go outside, you will bring danger to your family and you may die. Stay in your fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out or you hear the "all clear" on the sirens.
Here are the main points again: Stay in your own homes, and if you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given stay in your fall-out room, until you are told it is safe to come out. The message that the immediate danger has passed will be given by the sirens and repeated on this wavelength. Make sure that the gas and all fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished. Water must be rationed, and used only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. It must not be used for flushing lavatories. Ration your food supply—it may have to last for 14 days or more.
We shall be on the air every hour, on the hour. Stay tuned to this wavelength, but switch your radios off now to save your batteries. That is the end of this broadcast.

Transponder 9 had been going crazy for over a week, the Fandango Rangers have been scrambled.

Im not sure maybe he meant IBS ...someone should send Putin some Pepto Bismo

"Dear Almaty residents!
An anti-terrorist operation is underway in Almaty (further not clear)
The main goal is to neutralize the terrorists and ensure security ... "
Etc.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1482525812935077891

https://imgur.com/a/aZv1MX5

So they want to launch and detonate a nuke at one of are most remote testing sites to show the american people there not fucking around and Don't want casualties but to assert dominance.....

*Scratching my head*

Everyone in the US knows what a fucking EBS is.Fucking mutton busters.WTF happened to you guys?

LoL this is true

Yeah they wanna hit Nevada test site stupid idea.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1482747637757526026

Fandango Rangers DevGru in-country as we speak.

Which country?

Classified.

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