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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE

 
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
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Were these lab monkeys?
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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I hope they weren't Fauci Green Monkeys.
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Good one!
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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were they green monkeys?
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Here comes the smallpox pandemic.

With a preproduced mRNA vax ready to be distributed.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75792689


My thought was ebola but we're on the same track.
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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12 monkeys
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Wonder what new virus being cooked up will get blamed on the monkeys?
 Quoting: Woogy


First thing that came to my mind is what are they infected with...
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If I Had A Monkey...
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My mother just called. Her sea monkeys have died.
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Hahahaha! I can't wait! I'm literally leaving to go to Danville in like two hours...
COVID IS NOT FUCKING REAL, WW3 AIN'T GUNNA HAPPEN. TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TV.

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This is a level on The Simpsons Hit and Run game.
Dr. Nick's lab monkeys escaped and Bart has to go collect them.


This is my happening and it freaks me out!
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Democrats will let them vote.
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Democrats will let them vote.
 Quoting: icitalldou


Bill Gates makes them work for him

kkmonkey
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Call 570-524-2662

norespect
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I called I said they all went to chicongo...
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 Quoting: waycation


@ 1:32 get that monkey off my back....lol
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
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Who knows what they have been testing on these monkies?

Just saying
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What kind of monkeys? Which lab? What kind of experiments? damned
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


THIS^^^^ this is a very important question they could be testing shampoo and shit on them so they would be pretty harmless with a nice glossy fur, or they could be lethal
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: last one


Were these lab monkeys?
 Quoting: Catnip


Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab
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Planet of the Apes.
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I pray for an ebola outbreak, please let it burn through the us...please
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74033834

stfu
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It's way to cold for any of them to survive but if people are dumb like me and sont read glp then if people see them they will want to keep them as pets or at least play with them. It's really to damn cold out here anyway for anything to survive outside.
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continue
 Quoting: Vafþrúðnir


12th Monkey?

Filmed in Philadelphia PA
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"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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12 Monkeys. 5a
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it's really cold, they won't last long.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862


Poor little guys… they have already suffered enough hf
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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too cold in pa tonight. they will die unless they end up on benevolent doorsteps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531705


Who would take a strange monkey in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79543875


They knock on the door and say "Candygram."

People fall for it all the time.
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continue
 Quoting: Vafþrúðnir


12th Monkey?

Filmed in Philadelphia PA

It's about a virus destroying humanity.

Covid Coincidence?
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry

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"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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Incoming....

Monkey Pox/Hemorrhagic Fever...

smoking1
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: last one


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79785752



What were they all doing in the truck anyway? Did they knock the driver out and unlock the doors? Very strange.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80360585


They are cognitively enhanced monkeys. All the important people will go to their underground cities and drones will spray us with stuff to make us disorganosed. Monkeys will be unaffected.

It will be monkeys who drive the bus that takes us to the train. Monkeys will lead us into our new homes. Monkeys will be our guards and administrators. Monkeys will throw the switch that turns on the gas that puts our lights out.

If we tell the monkeys the truth about ourselves (they have been told lies) the monkeys might turn on the important people, Free themselves, and honor our memory.

Maybe monkeys are the meek who inherit the earth.

When the drones spray stuff that makes your feel disorganized and trippy. Remember— tell it to the monkeys, the truth about what we were.
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: last one


Were these lab monkeys?
 Quoting: Catnip


Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab
 Quoting: AKAllie


There was a place in the Florida Keys back in the 70's called Monkey Island. Where they would set lab monkeys free. And they thrived. People would kayak out there recently and hear the monkeys making noise.

That hurricane a few years back blew some of those monkeys onto US1. No telling what kind of DNA was introduced to the mainland.





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