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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE |
Catnip
User ID: 79728682 United States 01/22/2022 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.
You can't make this shit up.
Quoting: last one Were these lab monkeys? "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change" |
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Catnip
User ID: 79728682 United States 01/22/2022 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE I hope they weren't Fauci Green Monkeys.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80562797 Good one! "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70433155 United States 01/22/2022 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE were they green monkeys? |
Catnip
User ID: 79728682 United States 01/22/2022 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Here comes the smallpox pandemic. With a preproduced mRNA vax ready to be distributed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75792689 My thought was ebola but we're on the same track. "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change" |
waycation
User ID: 81924469 Finland 01/22/2022 05:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79551961 United Kingdom 01/22/2022 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE 12 monkeys |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81807018 United States 01/22/2022 05:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Wonder what new virus being cooked up will get blamed on the monkeys?
Quoting: Woogy First thing that came to my mind is what are they infected with... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70433155 United States 01/22/2022 05:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE If I Had A Monkey... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78015678 01/22/2022 05:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE My mother just called. Her sea monkeys have died. |
Zorro A. Knievel Esq.
User ID: 73969139 United States 01/22/2022 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Hahahaha! I can't wait! I'm literally leaving to go to Danville in like two hours... |
Griefo
User ID: 76811841 United States 01/22/2022 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE This is a level on The Simpsons Hit and Run game. Dr. Nick's lab monkeys escaped and Bart has to go collect them. This is my happening and it freaks me out! |
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icitalldou
User ID: 75516826 United States 01/22/2022 06:04 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Democrats will let them vote. |
KipKat
User ID: 77447075 Netherlands 01/22/2022 06:09 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Democrats will let them vote.
Quoting: icitalldou Bill Gates makes them work for him :kkwapper: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81925344 Canada 01/22/2022 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Call 570-524-2662 Quoting: last one I called I said they all went to chicongo... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81925344 Canada 01/22/2022 06:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE @ 1:32 get that monkey off my back....lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81803507 Ireland 01/22/2022 06:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE
A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.
You can't make this shit up.
Quoting: last one Who knows what they have been testing on these monkies? Just saying |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81391513 United Kingdom 01/22/2022 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE What kind of monkeys? Which lab? What kind of experiments? Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo THIS^^^^ this is a very important question they could be testing shampoo and shit on them so they would be pretty harmless with a nice glossy fur, or they could be lethal |
AKAllie
User ID: 81749035 United States 01/22/2022 06:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.
You can't make this shit up.
Quoting: last one Were these lab monkeys? Quoting: Catnip Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78206491 Norway 01/22/2022 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Planet of the Apes. |
Adam Henry
User ID: 78350926 United States 01/22/2022 06:32 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE I pray for an ebola outbreak, please let it burn through the us...please
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74033834 Adam Henry |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77614588 United States 01/22/2022 06:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE
It's way to cold for any of them to survive but if people are dumb like me and sont read glp then if people see them they will want to keep them as pets or at least play with them. It's really to damn cold out here anyway for anything to survive outside. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79518587 United States 01/22/2022 06:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE |
Phillip J. Fry
User ID: 79225945 United States 01/22/2022 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE 12th Monkey? Filmed in Philadelphia PA .
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
HuJack007
User ID: 80230620 United States 01/22/2022 06:58 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE 12 Monkeys. |
Let Freedom Ring 365
User ID: 81028090 United States 01/22/2022 06:58 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE it's really cold, they won't last long.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862 Poor little guys… they have already suffered enough You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.
Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!
“If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” - Nikola Tesla |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28978394 United States 01/22/2022 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE
too cold in pa tonight. they will die unless they end up on benevolent doorsteps.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531705 Who would take a strange monkey in? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79543875 They knock on the door and say "Candygram." People fall for it all the time. |
Phillip J. Fry
User ID: 79225945 United States 01/22/2022 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE 12th Monkey? Filmed in Philadelphia PA It's about a virus destroying humanity. Covid Coincidence? Quoting: Phillip J. Fry .
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
DuckNCover
User ID: 81774859 United States 01/22/2022 07:03 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE Incoming.... Monkey Pox/Hemorrhagic Fever... |
Yardman
User ID: 77310378 United States 01/22/2022 07:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.
You can't make this shit up.
Quoting: last one Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79785752 What were they all doing in the truck anyway? Did they knock the driver out and unlock the doors? Very strange. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80360585 They are cognitively enhanced monkeys. All the important people will go to their underground cities and drones will spray us with stuff to make us disorganosed. Monkeys will be unaffected. It will be monkeys who drive the bus that takes us to the train. Monkeys will lead us into our new homes. Monkeys will be our guards and administrators. Monkeys will throw the switch that turns on the gas that puts our lights out. If we tell the monkeys the truth about ourselves (they have been told lies) the monkeys might turn on the important people, Free themselves, and honor our memory. Maybe monkeys are the meek who inherit the earth. When the drones spray stuff that makes your feel disorganized and trippy. Remember— tell it to the monkeys, the truth about what we were. |
Agent 99
User ID: 77082640 United States 01/22/2022 07:39 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.
You can't make this shit up.
Quoting: last one Were these lab monkeys? Quoting: Catnip Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab Quoting: AKAllie There was a place in the Florida Keys back in the 70's called Monkey Island. Where they would set lab monkeys free. And they thrived. People would kayak out there recently and hear the monkeys making noise. That hurricane a few years back blew some of those monkeys onto US1. No telling what kind of DNA was introduced to the mainland. |
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