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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE | |
Bloody Peasant!
 User ID: 75284939  United States01/21/2022 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clearly on its way to Raccoon City PA. There is a research facility run by the Umbrella Corp there. No one knows what they really do there. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
| Yardman
User ID: 77828580 United States01/21/2022 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Lab monkeys— might have been cognitively or physically enhanced. 2. Lab monkeys—regular monkey may have learned through observation human behaviors like opening doors and refrigerator doors. Enhanced monkeys may have learned through observation how to order lunch with phone and credit card. It’s gonna be a barrel of fun! |
| Robotanimal
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| last one
(OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States01/21/2022 09:33 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory. Quoting: All by Design Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info. "AT LEAST" three monkeys. In government speak that translates to: "every motherfuckin monkey on that truck is running loose, and we don't have a clue where they're at" If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| All by Design
User ID: 81557604 United States01/21/2022 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79785752 01/21/2022 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory. Quoting: All by Design Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info. This link says 4 monkeys escaped [link to www.wnep.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79785752 01/21/2022 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| J-lee
User ID: 80601730 United States01/21/2022 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory. Quoting: All by Design Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info. "AT LEAST" three monkeys. In government speak that translates to: "every motherfuckin monkey on that truck is running loose, and we don't have a clue where they're at" [link to www.northcentralpa.com (secure)] It’s real. Wow. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 81048991 United States01/21/2022 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80108111 United States01/21/2022 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory. Quoting: All by Design Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info. This link says 4 monkeys escaped [link to www.wnep.com (secure)] It's like roaches, the ones that survive have superior DNA. We fucked. |
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| All by Design
User ID: 81557604 United States01/21/2022 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory. Quoting: All by Design Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info. "AT LEAST" three monkeys. In government speak that translates to: "every motherfuckin monkey on that truck is running loose, and we don't have a clue where they're at"  All by Design |
| Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 80982588 United States01/21/2022 09:38 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that. Quoting: Plato seven of 9    Now I'm going to have to watch that movie tonight! "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
| Seekinginformation
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| J-lee
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| HollyWho
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| Black Unit
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| Seekinginformation
User ID: 81738167 United States01/21/2022 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last line from the linked news piece: "It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash." It was unclear iff any animals of people were infected from the crash. God help us. Last Edited by Seekinginformation on 01/21/2022 09:40 PM Seekinginformation |
