WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE

You dont know that.. something you pulled out of your ass

Good for those monkeys. Godspeed

All zoos on lock down

Call 570-524-2662

Pretty safe bet if you like reality.

Someone reported monkey sightings around the zoo area of a city. If you see monkeys call the police.

I got the idea monkeys” might be code for “suspicious or loitering black people”. Since it’s uncool and racist and you can get publicly shamed for reporting loitering suspicious or annoying black people around you home, you can call to report monkeys, then the police will come around looking for monkeys.

Leave a fez and an accordion on every street corner. Then wait.

"It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash."

Might die of laughter before the zombie monkeys even get close literally crying right now this is hilarious

"At first they underestimated us.
Then they feared us.
And then they were no more."

Opening quote from Chim Chim the Elder's two-volume autobiography, "The Destruction of the Human Species and the Founding of the New Age."

I'm a believer

A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.