The Serpent or The Eagle?

The Bear or the squirrel?

Too many choices for a unicorn.

Unfortunately, the only third choice was a flying feathered serpentine creature. Quetzalcoatl/Viracocha seemed to “get it” …considering that he didn’t accept living sacrificial victims on his altar. On the other hand, Tezcatlipoca (his Democrat warmonger opponent) probably used all those dead sacrificed Sun Temple victims to cheat their Election and win. So Quetzalcoatl, disappointed in humanity, went back to the foam of the sea where he came from- maybe he’s formulating an incumbent challenge with his running mate Oannes.

They really don’t get along very well, do they?