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There's three monkeys in my backyard right now

 
SoulWinner

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Three monkeys is a party. Consider serving oreos.
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now

 Quoting: Dogfood™


What is wrong with his forehead? Damn he needs some Botox.
Catseye

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01/22/2022 05:19 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
I wish they were in charge

at least we'd have lots of bananas and if they got in a fight the war would be a throwing poop war
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

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01/22/2022 05:20 PM
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KB9OAK

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01/22/2022 05:22 PM

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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
There are tens of thousands of monkeys in 6 mile radius of me.
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26Degrees

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01/22/2022 05:25 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Just make sure you never have 12
OGEBY

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01/22/2022 05:26 PM
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Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil???

https://imgur.com/a/65EOj6u
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01/22/2022 05:26 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
That is all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46866357


Are you near Danville PA? If so, don't approach them because 4 lab monkeys escaped from a crash involving a truck carrying hundreds of them.
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That is all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46866357


You have the new monkey virus now...

You gonna die.
Phoenixe2

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01/22/2022 05:28 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Real monkeys ? Those lab escaped ones? Should call police to get them caught.not that they contaminate your stuff with coronamarburgsmallpox-22 ...just saying..
Golfcart
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01/22/2022 05:29 PM
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Careful, dem monkeys strong….
Golfcart
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01/22/2022 05:31 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Shave one (or three) and have some sexy sexy time!
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01/22/2022 05:33 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
That is all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46866357


Shave them, and they become "Little People"
 Quoting: Tabasco Biden


I resemble this comment as I am of leprechaun status.
Careful with words on here lest I visit ye.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2022 05:33 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Don't give 'em an AK 47.
Baba Yagas Bodyguard

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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
That is all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46866357


Yep they are your distant cousins going home no doubt.
The 14th Amendment was never ratified.
Almost every breathing naturally born American is a slave.
JDawn

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01/22/2022 05:34 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
That is all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46866357


EITHER:

1: The monkeys are infected with Rage (28 Days Later)

or

2: Your statement is racist.

Which is it?

:P
JDawn
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01/22/2022 05:36 PM

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Hide the boxes of Air Jordan’s!
FCK the WEF! Keep your hands off my country!
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01/22/2022 05:37 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
There are tens of thousands of monkeys in 6 mile radius of me.
 Quoting: KB9OAK

Chicongo?
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01/22/2022 05:40 PM
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01/22/2022 05:41 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491335


"Monkeys missing after lab transport truck crashes"

hope they aren't the ebola or zombie ones

cattheend
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Is one of them the bio weapon that escaped from the truck?5ahiding
 Quoting: Shadow SNR


Yeah that was my question too!

Where are you located?

Are you serious?
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2022 05:43 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491335


"Monkeys missing after lab transport truck crashes"

hope they aren't the ebola or zombie ones

cattheend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491335


Well, let's hope those innocent animals being tortured to death by the USA ran like hell and got out of there.
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I just seen two gorillas in Walmart
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
If the monkeys are destroying your crops and fruit trees, I can help you out.

I'm good out to about 800 meters.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81028105


That's some impressive shooting!

Controlling monkeys seems a satisfying job.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2022 05:46 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Hey hey we're the Monkeys banana2
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01/22/2022 05:47 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Bush meat!
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chuckle
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
Is one of them named Obama?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


ogrrr
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01/22/2022 05:49 PM
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Re: There's three monkeys in my backyard right now
lab monkeys
bet you need
a silver bullet
to kill them





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