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CDC Is Monitoring Local PA Residents for Cold-like Symptoms Following Crash of Semi Carrying 100 CDC Test Monkeys

 
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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CDC's list of failures over the past few years is ever growing, maybe they should punt this one to the park service.
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Well shit…..fuck the CDC and all other government agencies at this point. Even if this isn’t “It” the odds that they kill all of us at some point are extremely high.
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Great.

I am only 1 hour from Danville
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Anybody ever seen outbreak?
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Might be a FF to rescue Wolf from the audit, state lockdown for a monkey..
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THINK ABOUT THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS.

SOMEWHERE, SOME EXTREMELY WELL-PAID BUREAUCRAT SITTING IN HIS GOVERNMENT OFFICE ISSUED INSTRUCTIONS TO SHIP INFECTED MONKEYS FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPIC MELTDOWN OF A ONCE TRUSTED BUT NOW LAUGHINGSTOCK OF AN ORGANIZATION.

HEY PATRICE, DO WE HAVE ANY EXTRA INFECTED MONKEYS WE CAN SHIP?

WELL, BOB, WE DO, BUT RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IN A SECURE FACILITY WHERE THERE IS A LOW RISK OF THEM GETTING OUT AND INFECTING THE POPULATION.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, WE NEED INFECTED MONKEYS IN OHIO STAT.

WHAT GOES ON IN THESE PEOPLE'S MINDS?
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Anybody ever seen outbreak?
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Marburg looks like a cold or flu at first. It's also an Rna virus. Gnarly virus.
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Marburg can be resisted to an extent with Vitamin A.
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THINK ABOUT THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS.

SOMEWHERE, SOME EXTREMELY WELL-PAID BUREAUCRAT SITTING IN HIS GOVERNMENT OFFICE ISSUED INSTRUCTIONS TO SHIP INFECTED MONKEYS FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPIC MELTDOWN OF A ONCE TRUSTED BUT NOW LAUGHINGSTOCK OF AN ORGANIZATION.

HEY PATRICE, DO WE HAVE ANY EXTRA INFECTED MONKEYS WE CAN SHIP?

WELL, BOB, WE DO, BUT RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IN A SECURE FACILITY WHERE THERE IS A LOW RISK OF THEM GETTING OUT AND INFECTING THE POPULATION.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, WE NEED INFECTED MONKEYS IN OHIO STAT.

WHAT GOES ON IN THESE PEOPLE'S MINDS?
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If you could sum up the liberal mindset in just one word it would be "oops"

Most play dumb so that if they get caught they hopefully won't be punished harshly.
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Marburg can be resisted to an extent with Vitamin A.
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Careful with A. it's fat soluble and can build up in the kidneys and liver.

Me... I'd go with Ivermectin.
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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let me guess.... they were carriers of ebola, anthrax, brucellosis, cholera, pneumonic plague, tularemia, Q fever, smallpox, glanders, Venezuelan equine........

Yep, just in time for the November elections... These people have no end to their evil!!
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Anybody ever seen outbreak?
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or 28 days later or 12 monkeys.... You can';t make this up!
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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let me guess.... they were carriers of ebola, anthrax, brucellosis, cholera, pneumonic plague, tularemia, Q fever, smallpox, glanders, Venezuelan equine........

Yep, just in time for the November elections... These people have no end to their evil!!
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But...But it was an accident we swear :(
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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Sounds like fake news
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Marburg can be resisted to an extent with Vitamin A.
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Careful with A. it's fat soluble and can build up in the kidneys and liver.

Me... I'd go with Ivermectin.
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you can safely get vitamin A through the consumption of beta carotene...
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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another "accident" on PURPOSE
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I think many monkeys froze to to death .
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I'm a few hours down I-80 in PA... great

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AP January 26th - In breaking news, a new strain of Monkey Pox has appeared in Pennsylvania. The CDC, FEMA, and the Red Cross are on the ground and working out quarantine protocols.

At this time there is no threat to residents in the area but residents are being asked to remain at home unless necessary to leave for food or medical care.
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Another coincidence.
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100th monkey syndrome.
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“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.

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It's fake.

They are trying to terrify people with the scary escaped virus and wild animals fiction so they can tighten the noose even more.
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Marburg can be resisted to an extent with Vitamin A.
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Careful with A. it's fat soluble and can build up in the kidneys and liver.

Me... I'd go with Ivermectin.
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Yep, vitamin A can kill. A polar bear liver has enough vitamin A in it to kill you 50 times over.

If you ate a small portion of polar bear liver every day equal to the USRDA (0.9 mg) it would last you over 140 years.
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“Here kitty kitty”… fucking tard

Got to love my PA people
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Anybody ever seen outbreak?
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or 28 days later or 12 monkeys.... You can';t make this up!
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Yes, THEY can make it up!

Why do you think they released those movies and books?
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THINK ABOUT THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS.

SOMEWHERE, SOME EXTREMELY WELL-PAID BUREAUCRAT SITTING IN HIS GOVERNMENT OFFICE ISSUED INSTRUCTIONS TO SHIP INFECTED MONKEYS FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPIC MELTDOWN OF A ONCE TRUSTED BUT NOW LAUGHINGSTOCK OF AN ORGANIZATION.

HEY PATRICE, DO WE HAVE ANY EXTRA INFECTED MONKEYS WE CAN SHIP?

WELL, BOB, WE DO, BUT RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IN A SECURE FACILITY WHERE THERE IS A LOW RISK OF THEM GETTING OUT AND INFECTING THE POPULATION.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, WE NEED INFECTED MONKEYS IN OHIO STAT.

WHAT GOES ON IN THESE PEOPLE'S MINDS?
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It's sickening that so many good people never get "invested" in for their dreams and goals... but these psychopaths are always funded to do evil.

This planet desperately needs a complete reset and humanity a well-deserved extinction.
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Monkeycron!
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CDC going after the Amish?
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