Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.

A packet of Walkers shortbread cookies. Hope he is a hungry monkey lol!

Nice I get to use my shotgun.

A PT140 G2
5 Swords
A Bolt studded baseball bat
A 15" Damascus Steel Fixed Blade Bowie Knife
+ 1 Viking Axe.

No joke.
That Ebola Monkey is FVCKED.

Directly to my left is a bong, a beer fridge full of malt liquor. Also a stack of Penthouse mags, a bottle of skin moisturizer and a box of Kleenex.

GLOCK 34, but it is on my right.

I think I can solve the problem...

Same one I used in this video...

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Im seeing strong defensive capabilities on the right side


But left side severely lacking.


Step it up troops... these ebola monkeys are no laughing matter

A pad of sticky notes. Looks like I will have to subvert him out of house and home instead of fight him

Now you got me thinking I need to clean the back of my truck out.

This is fun. I'm sitting on my bed (the right hand side), so to my left are the following:

- bedcovers
- laptop
- needlepoint project
- beauty routine pouch

Okay, so my plan would be to....well, I'm not sure what my plan would be. But both the beauty routine pouch and the needlepoint case contain scissors. I really wouldn't want to have to defend myself with haircut or needlepoint scissors, so hopefully I could throw a blanket over the ebola monkey and then hit it over the head with my laptop.

5*

A coffee cup.

Remove shirt, wrap coffe cup with shirt... swing for your dear life


If the will to survive is present you can make it work

i got all my tools here, hatchets probably better than a screw driver. Katana would be at my right hand. lol

A mid tower pc case and a microwave. I could squish the monkey if I threw the pc case at him and then microwave him to finish the job. There's also some sanitizing spray that I could spray in his eyes to blind him if he gets feisty.

My 90 lb dog to the left, the 30 lb dog to the right. 9mm in my bag handing on my chair.

choke him with a usb cable

genuinely, if i could see an Ebola monkey. I would say a quick prayer, put on my motorcycle leathers grab my axe and try chop that boor son of a bitch in the temple.

Then I'll go full John Wick on it with a pen...

My weapon is my mind. I would talk him into turning himself in to the CDC.

A salt and pepper shaker, salt is closest.

A salt and pepper shaker, salt is closest.

Run!

Do not engage ebola monkey.

I was going to mention the PC case along with my list of other earlier.. I should've.

A Corsair iCUE 7000X should be enough for some prime squishing.

You would get ebola monkey juice all over the place.

20 0z. stainless steel Yeti cup..... incoming

Haha. A paper towel.

Am I the only one that finds this odd?

Its an emerging pattern for sure.


Maybe they poop a lot.

A chair, instrument cables with big plugs ( nice whip) and my mug

I guess I'm short

My dog, he would hump the monkey into submission.