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Reports vary on escapes. Three or four monkeys on the loose.
Three were captured and euthanized.immediately.
Was there a fourth monkey that is still on the run?

( watch out for monkey jumpin on the bed)
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Just got off the Zoom call with my DNC Uncle.
Tears were streaming down his face.
He spent the money already and Hillary is pissed.

He was to train these monkeys to fill out ballots for the elections.
He’s already bought the meth to mix in their food so they can get done on time.

Some Alt Right reporter found his phone in the crashed truck at the impound lot. All the text and emails weren’t passworded.

He’s got and false ID and an old car and took off after the call.

He’s kinda dumb, he’ll be six feet under before the month is up.
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Re: Driver who stopped to help in monkey accident, feeling bad, CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.
Keep a close eye that isn’t pink.

I hope they check for rabies.
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They are giving her shots as a "precaution". It didn't touch her. It hissed at her. Honestly, I think it's a set up.
I don't buy the photos of monkeys in the wild that are being sold as the ones that got away for awhile before they were supposedly shot. It seems implausible, more like stock footage used for the story.
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Its all lies. Death to the black hats desth to the media. Find out where they live and go there at 3 am
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the latest false flag to start a new Outbreak (where do I know that word from, wasn't that a movie?) since covid isn't working.

Let me guess, somehow this monkey disease will target, wait for it - the unvaxxed. A Christmas miracle for those already triple-jabbed.

Wait for a new fraudster expert to start speaking about this.


Monkeys would not be transported in cardboard boxes, no footage? Only one witness interviewed? Now we have a woman posting on f*ckbook that she has mysterious symptoms?

Oh the drama
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Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
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bump
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You people...

Never Learn....
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This thread is going to have thousands of pages until the power goes out
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What's a pink eye?
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u have googlez?
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The opposite of a brown eye !
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Time to start monitoring the very special government Medical airplanes we watched during EBOLA.
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Time to start monitoring the very special government Medical airplanes we watched during EBOLA.
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ape
Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
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This thread is going to have thousands of pages until the power goes out
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You would think they would GET IT by now.

Nope.

Still stupid, after all these years
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I swear glo gets stupider every year.

After all of the SCAMDEMIC bullshit, you morons STILL believe a word the CDC says?!


Muh red pill. Me very smart. Me do research on butchute. Me cherry pick news stories to believe.

Me loved trump and Q but now me pretend not to.

epiclol
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A grain of dust blew in from Sahara with a alien mutant ant/elephant/dog/cat/mouse/beetle strain.
It landed in New York, the CDC is now saying the whole city must be evacuated to Anchorage up north, "just in case"

5a
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Re: Driver who stopped to help in monkey accident, feeling bad, CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.
Driver who stopped to help when truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania and put her hand in one of the cages says she now has a cough and pink eye: CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.

damned

A truck carrying around 100 monkeys that crashed in Pennsylvania is now sparking fears of infection after a woman who came into contact with the primates began to feel unwell.

Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was driving directly behind the vehicle when it crashed, throwing animal crates all over the highway and smashing some to pieces.

Four of the animals escaped and were seen sitting among the wreckage before they fled.

Fallon said she got out to help both the driver and the animals in their cages, initially believing them to be cats. When she approached and put her hand on the cage, she says the monkey hissed at her.

The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink-eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.


Fallon has been told to keep a close eye on her health for the next month in case she develops any infectious disease as a result of being so close to them.


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Hemorrhagic conjunctivitis... just imagine what will happen when it mutates with the video and vexed...


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Three monkeys have been found and killed after the vehicle carrying them to a laboratory crashed in the US state of Pennsylvania, allowing them to escape.
All monkeys from the 100 being transported from New York to the lab in the southeastern state of Florida are now accounted for, police said on Saturday night.
It had previously been believed that four monkeys were missing after the crash.

Vaccine research

The vehicle was transporting Cynomolgus monkeys, also known as long-tailed macaques. The animals can cost up to $10,000 each (€8,800) and have been in demand for coronavirus vaccine research, according to the New York Times.
Local news said a police helicopter with thermal cameras was used to track down the monkeys, while officers on the ground used powerful flashlights.

…The incident took place near the community of Danville, Pennsylvania on Friday afternoon. The shipment of monkeys was en route to a CDC-approved quarantine facility after arriving Friday morning at New York's Kennedy Airport from Mauritius, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said.
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From Mauritius (County in Africa) to NY Kennedy, destined ultimately for a lab in Florida, first traveling to a CDC quarantine facility ( exact location unknown) when accident happened
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The term “nonhuman primate” means all nonhuman members of the order Primates, including but not limited to animals commonly known as monkeys, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, gibbons, apes, baboons, marmosets, tamarins, lemurs, and lorises.


All NHPs imported into the United States must be held in a CDC-approved quarantine facility for at least 31 days after arrival. During the quarantine period, the NHPs must be tested for tuberculosis and monitored for signs of illness that could represent a zoonotic disease (a disease that can spread from animals to humans). NHPs that die of any cause other than injury during the quarantine period must have additional testing performed. Quarantine requirements for imported NHPs are designed to prevent zoonotic diseases from spreading to the public.…

… A CDC permit is required for importing NHP products that have not been treated to render them noninfectious. Untreated NHP products may only be received by a facility equipped to handle potentially infectious NHP materials.

Apply for a permit online by visiting the CDC Import Permit Program website.

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Re: Driver who stopped to help in monkey accident, feeling bad, CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.
Driver who stopped to help when truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania and put her hand in one of the cages says she now has a cough and pink eye: CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.

damned

A truck carrying around 100 monkeys that crashed in Pennsylvania is now sparking fears of infection after a woman who came into contact with the primates began to feel unwell.

Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was driving directly behind the vehicle when it crashed, throwing animal crates all over the highway and smashing some to pieces.

Four of the animals escaped and were seen sitting among the wreckage before they fled.

Fallon said she got out to help both the driver and the animals in their cages, initially believing them to be cats. When she approached and put her hand on the cage, she says the monkey hissed at her.

The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink-eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.


Fallon has been told to keep a close eye on her health for the next month in case she develops any infectious disease as a result of being so close to them.


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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] disease doctors,herpes virus B.%C2%A0

Hemorrhagic conjunctivitis... just imagine what will happen when it mutates with the video and vexed... of course those who have taken it have highly coagulated blood already due to graphene... should be interesting to see what happens.


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Yet another Fort Detrick.

I'm sure this will be blamed on the russians.
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Driver who stopped to help when truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania and put her hand in one of the cages says she now has a cough and pink eye: CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.

damned

A truck carrying around 100 monkeys that crashed in Pennsylvania is now sparking fears of infection after a woman who came into contact with the primates began to feel unwell.

Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was driving directly behind the vehicle when it crashed, throwing animal crates all over the highway and smashing some to pieces.

Four of the animals escaped and were seen sitting among the wreckage before they fled.

Fallon said she got out to help both the driver and the animals in their cages, initially believing them to be cats. When she approached and put her hand on the cage, she says the monkey hissed at her.

The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink-eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.


Fallon has been told to keep a close eye on her health for the next month in case she develops any infectious disease as a result of being so close to them.


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All of these pricks need to be arrested for endangering the greater society by such acts of recklessness.
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She needs quarantined like they did to Stu, aka East Texas in The Stand.
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she got sick fast
damn
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She was double jabbed and boosted…
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

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Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.

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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Thomas Jefferson

Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.

John Adams
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Haha! It ain't "pink eye"!
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You get the idea....
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Thomas Jefferson

Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.

John Adams
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They were probably driving around trying to infect that town with pathogens.
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Haha! It ain't "pink eye"!
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God man could you imagine waking up today and getting eye herpes from a monkey?





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