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Driver who stopped to help in monkey accident, feeling bad, CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.

 
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Haha! It ain't "pink eye"!
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God man could you imagine waking up today and getting eye herpes from a monkey?
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You'd have to be stupid enough to think they're cats, try to pet all of them, and then rub your eyes without washing your hands since your grubby monkey-poo hands are too busy posting gibberish on FB.
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Never stop to help a monkey. Nothing good ever comes from it.
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last one
I just don't give a fuck

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Last Edited by last one on 01/25/2022 12:02 PM
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I swear glo gets stupider every year.

After all of the SCAMDEMIC bullshit, you morons STILL believe a word the CDC says?!


Muh red pill. Me very smart. Me do research on butchute. Me cherry pick news stories to believe.

Me loved trump and Q but now me pretend not to.

epiclol
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How is the rice today, Chang?
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Will someone "arrest" the psychopaths in charge of this shit show. We all know who it is. They need to be rooted out of all sensitive industries that can be used to kill people.


Everything is man made be these counts these days.
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Haha! It ain't "pink eye"!
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God man could you imagine waking up today and getting eye herpes from a monkey?
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You'd have to be stupid enough to think they're cats, try to pet all of them, and then rub your eyes without washing your hands since your grubby monkey-poo hands are too busy posting gibberish on FB.
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They love spreading the herp!
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Only twelve monkeys escaped.
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Three monkeys have been found and killed after the vehicle carrying them to a laboratory crashed in the US state of Pennsylvania, allowing them to escape.
All monkeys from the 100 being transported from New York to the lab in the southeastern state of Florida are now accounted for, police said on Saturday night.
It had previously been believed that four monkeys were missing after the crash.

Vaccine research

The vehicle was transporting Cynomolgus monkeys, also known as long-tailed macaques. The animals can cost up to $10,000 each (€8,800) and have been in demand for coronavirus vaccine research, according to the New York Times.
Local news said a police helicopter with thermal cameras was used to track down the monkeys, while officers on the ground used powerful flashlights.

…The incident took place near the community of Danville, Pennsylvania on Friday afternoon. The shipment of monkeys was en route to a CDC-approved quarantine facility after arriving Friday morning at New York's Kennedy Airport from Mauritius, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said.
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From Mauritius (County in Africa) to NY Kennedy, destined ultimately for a lab in Florida, first traveling to a CDC quarantine facility ( exact location unknown) when accident happened
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Good find!
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Only twelve monkeys escaped.
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That should be enough.



Killer Herpes from Outer Space?
AKA Tiger Blood
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false flag
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PETER GABRIEL, SHOCK THE MONKEY=AWESOME!...BTW, KEEP THEM OUT OF FLORIDA WE DON'T WANT THAT SHIT HERE!!

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If they are willing to shoot a $10,000 monkey, what makes you think they would hesitate to shoot you?

This whole story stinks worse than monkey poo.
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teacher unions are threatening to go on strike til all monkey bars are removed from school grounds.
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2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out.

we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth.


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If they are willing to shoot a $10,000 monkey, what makes you think they would hesitate to shoot you?

This whole story stinks worse than monkey poo.
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This.

These monkeys are $10,000 a piece, and they killed $30,000 worth.

We’re about to get fucked up.
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bus drivers are also on strike til all buses are painted a different color. monkeys seem to attack big yellow things.
JAZZZ50

2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out.

we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth.


if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars.
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Is it ebola?
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Another Dem false flag meant to fuck over Americans. God this is getting old.
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States she's been given first of 4 rabies shots in this hiding
"The forest kept shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe. For the axe was clever and convinced them that since his handle was wood, he was one of them"
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Not my circus, not my monkeys...

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A monkey was spotted on rt666 hitching rides
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Says en route to Florida....

So how did this truck end up in Danville PA???

On the map that makes no fucking sense.
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There's a CDC lab in Danville at Geisinger Medical Center.
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I knew it! Whoever helped to wrangle the monkeys back into cages are the first vectors.
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It's obviously Monkey pox
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Says en route to Florida....

So how did this truck end up in Danville PA???

On the map that makes no fucking sense.
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There's a CDC lab in Danville at Geisinger Medical Center.
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I believe the lab is Florida was to be the last stop. A laboratory.
The facility in Danville was probably for a mandatory 30 day quarantine - mandatory when coming into this country. I think there is also a CDC quarantine facility in the Detroit Michigan area. Quarantine sites for non human primates entering USA are not doing lab work.


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The term “nonhuman primate” means all nonhuman members of the order Primates, including but not limited to animals commonly known as monkeys, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, gibbons, apes, baboons, marmosets, tamarins, lemurs, and lorises….
…All NHPs imported into the United States must be held in a CDC-approved quarantine facility for at least 31 days after arrival. During the quarantine period, the NHPs must be tested for tuberculosis and monitored for signs of illness that could represent a zoonotic disease (a disease that can spread from animals to humans). NHPs that die of any cause other than injury during the quarantine period must have additional testing performed. Quarantine requirements for imported NHPs are designed to prevent zoonotic diseases from spreading to the public.…
… A CDC permit is required for importing NHP products that have NOT been treated to render them noninfectious.
Untreated NHP products may only be received by a facility equipped to handle potentially infectious NHP materials.)

We don’t know what the monkeys were potentially expose to in Africa, either in the wild or in another facility of some sort.

Additionally, I, ( not trolling, not kidding) I did read in early reports that
the lady stepped in some Monkey poo.
Probably others did too. All responders at the scene re at risk.
That’s where the problem could be.

So, were these monkeys infectious or not?
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What's a pink eye?
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You get it from scratching your ass and then rubbing your eyes
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What's a pink eye?
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You get it from scratching your ass and then rubbing your eyes





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