UPDATE on Chris Green, Man hit in head by Confederate Statue in 2020

Chris Green, a Black Lives Matter protestor, suffered a traumatic brain injury when a Confederate statue fell on him during a protest in Portsmouth in 2020. He ended up in a coma. His wife, Tonieh Brisbane-Green, created this video showing Chris's progress over the course of a year.



Luckily, since Chris Green was shown to have nothing but Manure between his ears, nothing of value was lost when said Manure splattered all across the pavement as the statue, toppled by fellow BLM protestors, made contact with his once intact skull.

One positive outcome of the incident is Chris Green no longer has the daunting chore of sexually pleasing his wife. With his vegetative state of being, he has happily passed this chore off to various different well-endowed, well capable White men, of which his wife Tonieh handily enjoys. This has really awakened Chris Green's realization of how important his role is of sitting cuckold in a dark corner, watching various White men please his wife, really is. "It's quite the change, that's for sure" he said though his wife interpretation.

Chris Green also shares the distinction of allowing the Confederate Army to claim it's first successful attack since the war ended in 1865. Many historians have claimed that this is solid proof that the racist Confederate Army is still alive and well.

We wish Chris Green a speedy recovery from his missing brain and skull.

Last Edited by Truthgiver2244 on 01/28/2022 09:28 PM