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I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while

 
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I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
Dont rush,you dont want her to hurt her self as you push her out the front door.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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Good for you OP, she's probably a REPTILIAN anyway.
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My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
I did the same. Miss the sandwiches.dribble
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My man! That was good:)
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I did the same. Miss the sandwiches.dribble
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Ill bet the next one makes superb sammiches!
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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goodnews
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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woke up,
couldnt go back to sleep,
pulled up glp,
as usual, glp satisfies.

applause2
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My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
if your wife has been putting on weight lately heres the remedy ,
get her to run a mile every morning and another mile every afternoon . after two weeks you will notice the fat bitch is 28 miles away .
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pms5
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lol
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I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen
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Let’s all pretend a real person wrote that!!
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
So Good

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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
also op could you hold my balls for a little bit they are kind of heavy
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
if your wife has been putting on weight lately heres the remedy ,
get her to run a mile every morning and another mile every afternoon . after two weeks you will notice the fat bitch is 28 miles away .
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clappa
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen
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Let’s all pretend a real person wrote that!!
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Ok, amen, So you too can know Him as Lord saviour and Elohim, bless you
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
I'm a moderator on several forums. WHEN CUCKS make good buy threads we delete it and ip ban them
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
Bye
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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She'll get it when the nukes start to fall....

fuck her if she can't support you. Imagine what she will be like if you both survive the nukes.......

epiclol
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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send her a link to the "I'm lonely" thread after you kick her out
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I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen
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Its "GOD" you fucking idiot
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
I'm a moderator on several forums. WHEN CUCKS make good buy threads we delete it and ip ban them
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is feminism rejecting bargains now ?
whats wrong with a good buy ?
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
She should stand at her job she uses to support you.that way her ass doesnt get fat.
Maybe out in the cold she will lose that extra plump.
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I'm a moderator on several forums. WHEN CUCKS make good buy threads we delete it and ip ban them
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Lighten up Francis.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back.
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be a true GLPer.

ditch the bitch
and go full commando!!!

.
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Re: I have to say goodbye to GLP for a little while
Sex burns fat, but your alpha cuck keeps cock blocking you.





GLP