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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82003074 United States 01/29/2022 01:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 Good for you OP, she's probably a REPTILIAN anyway. |
5lats
User ID: 78361275 United States 01/29/2022 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
FHL(C)
User ID: 81986953 China 01/29/2022 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen YAHshua the sound of His Name in English, YAH is short form of YHVH, Bible.PRAYERBOOK.Praisebook DOWNLOADs [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] [link to pdfhost.io (secure)] [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] |
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TheExPatrioticGirl
User ID: 17056490 United States 01/29/2022 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit! What a ride!" In times of trouble, I ask myself, "What would Sarah Conner do?" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80067831 United States 01/29/2022 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 woke up, couldnt go back to sleep, pulled up glp, as usual, glp satisfies. |
Zovalex
User ID: 80274554 United States 01/29/2022 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
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FHL(C)
User ID: 81986953 China 01/29/2022 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pray you both fall in Love with YAHshua together, and still visit GLP while you do things together more regularly amen Quoting: FHL(C) Let’s all pretend a real person wrote that!! Ok, amen, So you too can know Him as Lord saviour and Elohim, bless you YAHshua the sound of His Name in English, YAH is short form of YHVH, Bible.PRAYERBOOK.Praisebook DOWNLOADs [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] [link to pdfhost.io (secure)] [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80113078 United States 01/29/2022 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62916506 United States 01/29/2022 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 She'll get it when the nukes start to fall.... fuck her if she can't support you. Imagine what she will be like if you both survive the nukes....... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81994401 Canada 01/29/2022 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 send her a link to the "I'm lonely" thread after you kick her out |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24306716 United States 01/29/2022 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife says I spend too much time on GLP, constantly checking it every 5 minutes and she's getting really mad. She can't stand it anymore. We got in a big fight and she told me to chose between her or GLP, so I'm going to be offline for a few minutes while I pack her bags and call her an Uber. I'll be right back. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81880310 be a true GLPer. ditch the bitch and go full commando!!! . |
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