A Mysterious Parcel Shows up at my Door..

haha, oohhhh ya..

i work damn hard, and i like my 'little sumpin' from time to time!

SYNOPSIS:

Having heard of my distress after shattering my last magnum wine glass, a concerned reverend jumps to my aid and ships me an upgraded replacement..

Fancy, I just use one of those plastic coffee cups. Wanted to pick up a bottle on the way home but got to work tommorow and all

the video starts out with some brief static and indecipherable voices that are not reprogramming your mind.

camera walks down a hallway with many coats hanging on hooks on the left hand side, which is not at all meant to be symbolic.

a man mutters about 'something at the door'..

shortly before the unfortunate accident..



Last Edited by OpenHeartMonk on 02/09/2022 06:33 PM

later, a small white siamese cat not wearing blackface attempts to escape outside the shimmering sun-stricken door..

Ugh, you block out the address but they can easily find you

Ahhh, who can drink wine from plastic?



Never mind.
You agree.

Last Edited by PANDEMIC OF THE VACCINATED on 02/09/2022 06:40 PM

Ummm... cool story. that doesn’t seem too mysterious tho, bro.

well AC, as a person, YOU have not yet visited me.

what are you waiting for?

warning.. your ego will not survive our encounter.
..but that's probably a good thing!

Something stinks about this

damn, my dude, i'm carshed by your opinion!

agreed.. your content-free comment does stink somewhat.

right?!

it was a funny gag gift, but i'm not drinking wine outta plastic, lol!

Meh it taste the same to me

oh... you’re good bro... No need to be carshed!

As... your experience with the mysterious is circumstantial, just like my opinion.

for the love of the deep fat fried, precious little bebe jaybus (so small s/he can't even say a word yet..)

drink out of GLASS!

not plastic,
not ceramics (well maybe water..)
not metals,
not meta-materials

GLASS!!

drink outta glass.

much love!

myself, i'm both dismayed and so very BORED with just how normal life can be sometimes.. and this little video was just another normal day in my life.

..screams of the ancient dead erupt from my attempts to unlock and turn the knob, and open the door..

At least it's not a flaming bag of dog shit.

Ok ill give ot a whirl. What does it matter? Serious question. I can see plastics leaching into the wine but it dosent sit in the cup that long

Last Edited by Grognak the Ballbareian on 02/09/2022 07:13 PM

Op epitomizes the classic glp tard.

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'A suitcase landed in my garden,' explains Cressida, who turns 33 next week. 'It seemed to have come from the sky. Soon after, two policemen urgently knocked on my door. Confused, I invited them in, they hurriedly went to retrieve the bag. Inside was a load of money, drugs and keys belonging to expensive cars. They inquired if the items were mine. 'Certainly not,' I said.'
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Great thread and video.
Full of excitement and humor.

Makes me want to send you a package.


BTW, is this your wife?

oh lol, true that!

then again, i had my camera in-hand this time.. woulda made good footage? disposal would have been shitty though.

energetic imprint by crystalline structure informs contained liquid.

what a curious tale.

it will be for the judge to decide if it's a clever fabrication or the truth..