Finland cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

WHAT A DICK!

No chinese chicks there to warm it up?

:mcclane 1: :dhrd:

Penisicle

frozen penises are listed as one of the side effects on the pfizer vaccine inserts

sucks to be them

that's worse than mushroom dick when you are surfing in cold water

at least that goes away

:bigcruise:

:killitwithfire:

And then, on top of everything else, my damn penis froze off in 2022...

https://imgur.com/a/W4tJd25

They're all dudes and/or Democrat women, so they don't like men.

public service announcement tomorrow

clots, heart attacks, myocarditis , frozen penis all are normal

it's been a silent plague for years and doctors and the WHO just realized it's the next big thing..

we're here to help you survive all these things hiding behind the scenes for so long



and the public will believe it

Damned, thats giving your all for the team.


What a bonehead.

sorry babe...

you know ....frozen penis....it's a thing..

it normally doesn't happen i swear

wotnococksock?

Very mature GLP crowd. Man freezes his dick and the crowd rolls in laughter.


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Just put it on defrost in the microwave, it'll be fine. The pizza setting should work too.

the thread police are here...tellling us how to react to things..

go save the man if you care so much...mouth to frozen dick CPR should work

thanks karen

He thought about using those charcoal pens warmers but then he might of placed 30th with the extra weight.

If it makes you feel better, he put a heat pack on it after the race and it's fine now, Karen.

Lucky bastard, mines been nothing but problems.

Per the Lippincot Paramedic Textbook: Penile frostbite is no laughing matter.

they sell frozen penis from food carts in parts of china.
it's considered quite a delicacy with some watermelon.

It was shrinkage Jerry, Shrinkage!

That's one way to keep it hard....

Absolutely!

Can't do PT when its 30 below without one.

NO!! That's how you get your tongue stuck!

https://imgur.com/a/tbDeCCV

Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over. “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added.

^This^




Last Edited by CUB4DK on 02/20/2022 06:16 PM

Invest in warm underclothes

If you can't stand the icy cold, stay out of the freezer, moran.

Probably the origin of being “frozen stiff”.